Back to School
It’s Back-to-School time, kids, which means it’s time to start studying! That includes all you bloggers out there too. Just because you got that diploma doesn’t mean you have a free pass to stop learning. So, grab your pens and notepads (or just click the links), ’cause we’ve got a lot of learning to do. Pay attention, because there may be a pop quiz later in the week. Okay, class, let’s begin…
First, we shall begin with Blogging Basics 101. In this class, you’ll learn how get your header to fit your blog. After successfully completing that course, you’ll receive some basic instruction on permalinks.
Next, you’ll go over to Blogging Tips for Mr. Herber’s class on “A Few Tips on Building a Niche Empire.”
After that, we’ll present a blogging seminar with several guest speakers. Mr. Bloczynski will lecture on the “7 Things You Need to be a Pro-Blogger.” Mr. Bibey will then explain how to “Increase Your Article Production.” Finally, Mr. Clark will close the seminar with a talk about “The 7 Types of Visitors.”
Following the seminar, we will break for lunch in the main cafeteria. Dr. Hoffman will be serving Eggplant Parmesan and Lemon Squares for dessert.
After lunch, we will break into groups for a field trip to Design Milk for study and inspiration.
Returning to the school, you will next attend Mr. Sitter’s lecture on “Thwarting Your Success Nemesis.”
All students will end the day at Mr. Chow’s class, where they will analyze and drool over his August 2007 Blog Income Report. This will be followed by a Q&A session where Mr. Chow’s answer to every question will be “Read my free eBook.“
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I’m not sure if it goes back to my days of carefree fun in the summer but I still dread September!
LOL! That reminds me of a resume I did once… Many moons ago, in that ancient era before people submitted their resumes online, I used to typeset resumes for people. Then, we’d run copies and then they would, egads!, mail them to a prospective employer. That’s right, mail, not eMail! Anyway, there was one woman who had work experience at a theme park. Her title was the “Hot Fun Girl.” She put that on her resume.
I normally discourage “padding” your resume or misrepresenting yourself, but for situations like that, I think maybe she should have used a more generic title, maybe “Customer Relations” or something. No need to be too literal about titles!
I like the way you structured this article Dan. Very creative and interesting! Thanks for visitng Idea Sellers and the link too.
It feels like I’m at school while reading your post. scary.. Nice list of useful and entertaining posts.