How I Can Be Elected President in 2008
I’ve given this much thought (about 4 minutes worth), and I have come up with a foolproof plan to be elected President of the United States in 2008.
If I legally change my name to “None Of The Above” and get myself on the ballots in all 50 states, I will win by a landslide.
Who wants to sign my petition? 
If I was an american citizen, and of course living in the states! I would so give you my number one!!! Anyone is better than Bush!!
You can make it across the Mexican border. We don’t have border security. We throw Border Patrol agents in jail for stopping drug smugglers.
hahaha. this is the best idea ever, clearly. i am surprised no one thought of it sooner!
There was a story a couple years ago about a guy who wanted to change his name to “Lower Taxes” and run for office. I don’t remember if he was able to do so or if the story was even true.
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