How to Attract Hot Naked Chicks
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Traffic, traffic, traffic is the mantra for anyone that wants to make money online, or maybe just to build a loyal legion of fans.
And, a clever, well-written headline can certainly help bring in the traffic, especially once it’s indexed by the search engines.
Just make sure it’s the right headline! It should also tie in well to your subject matter.
Looking for Hot Naked Chicks?
As an example, this post will be indexed, and I’ll get lots of people coming here looking for photos of hot naked chicks and not how to build traffic. I’ll have traffic, but those people won’t find what they are looking for, so the benefit to me is nil.
Mind you, “hot naked chicks” is not the most popular search term when looking for photos of naked women, but some people will invariably use that phrase and find this blog post. Sorry, no naked ladies here!
Additionally, I’ve used “hot naked chicks” in the body of my text, which makes it (in the eyes of the search engines) all the more likely that this post is about “hot naked chicks” and not building traffic. And, I’ve used a hyperlink on some of the mentions of “hot naked chicks” too. Ouch!
Really, though, this post is not about hot naked chicks!
Now, I’ve gone and put “hot naked chicks” in bold, thus stressing (to the search engines) its importance. So, I will eventually get plenty of traffic on this post, but it won’t be traffic I can use. It won’t be what is known as “quality traffic.”
What is Quality Traffic?
Quality traffic would be people that are actually interested in what you are offering. If you are offering a product (a book, for example) that shows people how to increase quality traffic to their own blog or website, then people looking for that kind of product would be considered “quality traffic.” They are specifically looking for what you are offering, and they might just buy it from you.
On the other hand, if you’re offering a book on building quality traffic, and people come to your site looking for photos of naked women, that’s not quality traffic. If your viewers are looking for something other than what you are offering, that’s not quality traffic. They will not buy your book. They will look around for nudie picts, and leave when they don’t find any. How has that helped you?
Strength in Numbers?
Some people will stand by the notion that there is strength in numbers, that any amount of traffic is good traffic. That may be the case where you are offering something of general interest. If it’s something everyone can use, there is a chance that someone looking to see some skin might buy some skin tan lotion from your site, but that’s going to be a rarity. Your efforts are better spent trying to bring in quality traffic than hoping that some small percentage of people “tricked” into visiting your site might buy something.
Mixed Metaphors
No doubt this post will also rank highly for people searching for images of naked women standing in traffic. So, be careful that, when writing your post, you aren’t using a comparison that may unintentionally bring in the wrong type of traffic too. The search engines don’t understand that kind of stuff. They’ll see this post, for example, and think that it’s about, well, you already know that. Why make things worse for myself?
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Haha, the title got me here. Now where are the hot naked chicks? haha. You tricked me Dan! j/k. Thanks for the tips. I’m still trying to figure out how to provide these methods without changing my writing style. Not that I have one, but it means I’d have to multitask to keep these standards while writing my random thoughts, lol. I’m a guy I can’t do both, lol j/k
The hot naked chicks, in their full hot naked glory, are available on a BBQ apron if you click the top or bottom link. It’s sick and maybe more than a little twisted, but you gotta love it.
Okay, so much for the sales pitch…
You have a good writing style. All you have to do is work in your keywords. It’s not hard to do, but sometimes it’s hard to remember to do it!
Great post, but you rank no where on the first page for hot naked chicks. lol I had to check.
I however rank for the keywords “slippers that you can where outside.” My post has not a thing to do about slippers that you can wear outside.
I wonder if I blogged about Hot naked Chicks where I would rank. Should I try? lol
Ps- I Dropped in from Mike’s blog.
#13, which isn’t too bad for a one-day old post.
What? No hot naked chicks? Good post nonetheless.
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