Naked Woman! (NSFW)
Well, since my readers appear to want to see pictures of naked women, I guess I’ll have to give them what they want, no?
I hate to resort to these methods, but my traffic has taken a nose-dive along with the economy these past few days. I mean, it’s really gotten b-a-d.
So, it looks like I’ll have to try to cater to the lowest common denominator. My apologies to my female readers. You’ll just have to overlook these posts while I appeal to the male demographic. Then again, perhaps that is a bad assumption to make. Maybe my female readers are looking for these types of images too. Oh dear…
Anyway, I guess if I want to increase traffic, I have to provide the type of content my audience is seeking, even if it goes against my better judgment.
It is a sad, sad day.
Okay, here goes…
Hmmm. Something seems to have gone wrong with the upload. Bummer. But, it’s the thought that counts, right?
Ahhh, you’re breaking my heart.
Great, now Kiki Dee and Elton John will be stuck in my head for at least an hour.
Now I know why your other computer graphics projects aren’t getting done.
How do you know this isn’t part of the project?
I’m on for beta testing.
If you really want to increase your traffic you should post naked men. I posted a picture
of a belt buckle with a half naked David Hasselhoff on 1 of a kind and I had all sorts of
traffic about that. Guys wanted to buy the belt buckle to impress their girlfriends. It was
an impressive belt buckle.
I get a lot of traffic too for pictures of Ken (Barbie’s boyfriend) sitting around in his dirty
tighty whiteys. I think naked men is the way to go- the naked chick on the internet thing
is pretty much saturated.
So, pictures of men wearing nothing but belt buckles, is that the secret traffic generator then?