More Odd Search Terms
Oh, the odd ways people find this blog continue to grow.
children and sedimentary lifestyle
I think I can blame Pete for this one. (See his comment.) My blog is search result #9.
auction of naked women
Nope, not an auction of naked women photos, just naked women. Mind you, if women are up for auction, is it necessary to include “naked” as a qualifier? Seems to me if you own her, you could choose whether or not to clothe her. At any rate, what does this say about our society when people are searching for auctions for naked women? On the other hand, what does it say about my blog when I’m the #20 search result for auctions of naked women?
full on naked chicks
I’m at #7 on this one.
single naked chick
I’m at #9 on this one.
I’m sensing that if I ran a porn website, I’d do fairly well in the search engines. But, that’s not going to happen. I’ll just have to figure out a way to make money without having naked women plastered all over my blog.
Maybe I could start selling mud pies? Apparently, parents are looking for ways to help their children with a sedimentary lifestyle…
Dude, I almost choked on my coffee! Sedimentary children. Wow. (Nice closer, btw. Mud pies, lol.)
Thanks. It was either that or pet rocks, but I thought mud pies worked better.
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