Top Ten Signs Your Blog is in Deep Doo-Doo
10. When you search for your blog name in Google, you’re taken to a video on YouTube of Sergey Brin laughing hysterically.
9. You’re the top search engine result in Excite, which would be good if you weren’t their only user.
8. Your Technorati ranking is dropping faster than Hillary Clinton’s support.
7. Your traffic counter shows a negative number, which your ISP assures you is impossible, yet there it is.
6. The spammers have stopped leaving comments, even though you uninstalled Akismet.
5. You post images of top models and celebrities in skimpy bikinis and still get buried on digg.
4. You offer free reviews to spammers and they decline.
3. You run a contest with actual money as a prize and no one enters.
2. Your top commentators have stopped blogging, but really they just changed their URLs and didn’t tell you.
1. Even your mom doesn’t read your blog anymore.
Hey! I thought you were taking the day off! Damn, I got some catching up to do!
I did take the day off. I wrote these posts Wednesday and Thursday.
Well now don’t I look like a slacker! LOL!
Dan, you’re really an interesting person,
reading your post always makes me smile =)
Thanks for visiting my blog the past few times!
Robert
Thanks!
I see you are in competition with Terence now for spreading smiles. Maybe you two should have some kind of contest to see who can round up the most smiles or something! That could be fun!
Oh man, you did it again, not only smile, now you made me laugh!
Hope I won’t compete with him, but working together instead, bringing more smiles.
Your part, bring more laughter, OK!
Hahaha…this list is totally accurate! #2 is my favourite, I think that’s happened to me a few times!
It was Rolando, wasn’t it? When he’s not overworked at the office, he works on his blog, changing themes and URLs! LOL!
My Mother doesn’t even read my emails…
She doesn’t even see them. I helped her set up her filters.