Weird Stuff You Can Win on Ebay III
It’s time for another edition of “Weird Stuff You Can Win on Ebay!” Let’s get right to them.
- Buy a PenPal
If you’ve ever been rejected by a freakin’ penpal, maybe this is the deal for you. In this day and age, even a long distance friendship can be bought on Ebay. - Pet Stick
Not just any old pet stick, this one’s the original pet stick! Just keep it away from harsh sunlight, don’t get it wet and never feed it after midnight! - One Million Dollars - Below Wholesale
Better stock up. The way the U.S. dollar is tanking and gas keeps going up, you’re going to need a few of these to fuel up your car for the week. - 6-Pack of Fake Artichokes
Because plastic apples and bananas on the table are so 1970s. - Solid Brass Clothespin
Because a solid gold clothespin would be much too expensive in this day and age. Even Donald Trump is (probably) using these to hang his clothes out to dry on top of the Trump Tower. Okay, maybe not. - Jesus Profile on an Angel Silhouette
The Apocalypse is coming any day now. Jesus is being seen everywhere. This time, he was spotted in a barn, so they cut his profile out in the shape of Gabriel blowing his trumpet. The End Times are here! - Mr. Whippy on a Tray
Of course he looks happy. He’s got ice cream and is surrounded by two women in bikinis. Let’s just not even think about why the one woman is on her hands and knees. Let’s not go there at all. - ______ Warmers
I do try to keep this blog at least reasonably SFW, so no link or mention on this one. People do come up with some weird things. - 750 Foam Rubber Washers
Here’s what you need: 750 foam rubber washers. The seller assures that you won’t be disappointed! - Pickled Devil Fetus
Those alien fetuses in a jar are so last year. This year, devils are in! - American Made Cinder Block
Genuine and life size. Must be a collectible. Possibly the first time ever offered on Ebay. Get it before it’s gone. All the new ones are probably made in China out of plastic and sprayed with lead paint. - Workshop Stuff in a Box
So, what happens when you sell all the good stuff and are left with odds and ends that you just don’t know what to do with? Put it in a box and sell it on Ebay, of course! Seller assures you there is “no garbage or anything like that.” Except maybe for that coffee can and the half-used-up bottle of dish soap. - Plastic Tray with Polished Rocks
So, there you are, cleaning up the side of the road when you stumble upon a plastic tray with some polished rocks. What to do? What to do? Well, take them home, take a picture and stick it up on Ebay. At this point, I think it’s safe to say there’s nothing you can’t buy on Ebay. - Two-Headed Baby Mold
Don’t miss out on this great opportunity! With this two-headed baby mold, you can make your rubber 2-headed babies. Then, stick them in jars and sell them on Ebay. It’s a virtual gold mine! Next year, when those devil fetuses become so “last year,” these are sure to be the next big thing. - Dog Poo Soap
Soap that looks like poo. Yes, that’s a great idea for the kids. What better way to teach personal hygiene then by confusing young children what to use to wash their hands. - Catlady with Her Cat
This is just beyond bizarre. Apparently, this catlady has an extra picture of herself with her cat. Give it away to a friend? Store it somewhere safe in case you lose a copy? Nah. See if you can sell it on Ebay. She’ll even autograph it for you. - Stripper Antenna Topper
Somehow, I really don’t think anyone is going to be throwing dollar bills at you. They might throw something else, but not money. - Buy a Joke
Need a laugh? Now you can buy one on Ebay! Opening bid is just ninety-nine cents, but check out the Buy It Now price and wonder what the buyer has been inhaling. - Egg Laying Rubber Chicken
Animal cruelty begins with toys like this.
And, now we get to everyone’s favorite part: FACES!
- Petrified Wood with Happy Alien Face
The title says it all. - Evil Pumpkinhead Face on Pillsbury Biscuit
I really don’t think this one needs an explanation. - Faces within a Wine Stain
You’ll remember this from the first edition of Weird Stuff You Can Win on Ebay. Surprise, surprise. No one has paid the asking price of $1,000,000 for it. But, Ebay is sweetening the offer. It says “$10 back with a new eBay MasterCard See Details.” Take that offer and this item will only cost you $999,990.00. Don’t miss out! - Real Ghost Face in Orb Photo
Must have an active imagination to see it! And, $5,000.00.
Well, there you go. Another fine edition of Weird Stuff You Can Win on Ebay. Maybe it will give you some ideas for the weird stuff you can sell on Ebay and make yourself some money.
YEAHHHH- I love these posts.
So is #8 like the vintage weenie warmer from eBay I gave my husband for Christmas… because I have a link here in case you would like to see the pictures and of course there is no nudity involved. I am PG kind of blog myself- but there was that David Hasslehoff buckle incident…
http://www.oneofakindwis.com/archives/179
Nope. Think higher. And for women. Though men could use them, but they’d look even sillier.
Not that I have any knowledge of this sort of thing, but the cat lady is Christy Canyon. To keep the blog rating at its current level, lets say she’s a retired (I think) actress who made movies with bad acting and lots of nekkid people. Somewhat of a legend, so I’m told.
I saw the name, but it meant nothing to me. Your info would explain why it’s suddenly shot up over the $40 mark.
Regardless, it’s still silly to think that someone would buy a photo of a lady and her cat. And for $40 at that.
$61 right now.