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Things to Do When No One’s Reading Your Blog

Sooner or later, you’ll realize that showing up is just not enough. Sure, giving up assures failure, but the difference between the person not blogging and the blogger who hasn’t got any readers or income is that the latter is spending a lot of his or her time to achieve the exact same results as the non-blogger. So, what to do during those periods of inactivity? Here are some ideas.

  1. Lament the fact that WordPress cannot number lists in reverse order.
  2. Link to a recent post you thought was good but no one read.
  3. Scratch your head wondering where you went wrong.
  4. Start a new blog that no one will read either.
  5. Cry yourself to sleep at nap time.
  6. Post a picture of your cat.
    Ink Spot - Too Tired Too Blog
  7. Repeatedly check your stats in the vain hope that someone read something, anything.
  8. Post a picture of your sidewalk.
    Sidewalk
  9. Repeatedly check your advertising and affiliate stats to see if anyone bought anything.
  10. Duct tape your shoes back together.
  11. Leave comments on other blogs about how the economy is in the toilet.
  12. Post picture of drywall.
    Drywall
  13. Buy something on eBay.
  14. Write inane lists because the probloggers say people love lists.
  15. Get back to work at real job.

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14 Comments »

Comment by Sabrina
2008-03-03 15:08:08
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I know I’m no one, but I’m reading it just the same!

Comment by dcr
2008-03-04 00:35:14
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Thanks! I’m actually doing okay on RSS readers. That’s only down by 10 overall. But, visits to the actual blog have dropped to alarming levels.

 
 
Comment by doug m
2008-03-03 16:10:16
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i’m here too dan. when i feel that no one is reading, i just try and come up with something witty that will draw attention, although it usually doesn’t matter

Comment by dcr
2008-03-04 00:35:40
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Yeah, I know. I’ve done those kinds of posts too and… nothing.

 
 
Comment by Sabrina
2008-03-04 07:12:02
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Many thanks for stumbling my car post. I thought of the Heart song “Stranded” to include a link to, but thought it too cheesy and not even related enough to be worth it.

Comment by dcr
2008-03-04 13:39:34
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Something by The Cars would have been good.

 
 
Comment by pete
2008-03-04 10:13:36
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Dang, you got me on the drywall photo. I’ve posted a sidewalk and a cat, but no drywall. Tells you the state of affairs over at my blog.

Back to reality, proceeding with number 15.

Comment by dcr
2008-03-04 13:40:29
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I think I’ve started a new photo meme: Mundane Monday. Care to join in for next week?

Comment by pete
2008-03-05 07:34:40
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Sounds fun. I was going to say I’d be worried about losing my traffic, but that would contradict my previous comment.

I like Michelle’s “Thrift Store Rip Off Thursday” title. I’ll have to make one up. Maybe something like “My Kids Took My Camera Phone Again and Filled Up the Memory with Blurry Pictures Saturday.” I’ll have to work on the title length.

Comment by dcr
2008-03-05 11:11:52
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Yeah, “Thrift Store Rip Off Thursday” is good, but I don’t go to thrift stores on a weekly basis.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Michelle Gartner
2008-03-04 23:28:28
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Mundane Monday- I’ll be there.
I have been trying to think up memes for my blog and
all I have come up with is…
Thrift Store Rip Off Thursday
I need a life.

Comment by dcr
2008-03-05 11:10:16
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Trash to Treasure Tuesday?
Why Did I Buy This Wednesday?
Fed-Up Friday?

 
 
Comment by Michelle Gartner
2008-03-05 18:31:43
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Why did I buy this Wednesday is universal- you can buy crap anywhere like Sharper Image (they always get me)… I like that one.

Comment by dcr
2008-03-06 11:56:46
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I’m thinking “Thankless Thursday” might be another good meme.

Guess the Sharper Image didn’t get you enough!

 
 
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