So Very Sad…
Michelle is so desperate for me to not start an Antiques blog that she’s pulling out her own hair, as this surveillance camera footage shows:
As for why I have the surveillance camera watching Michelle, I don’t. It’s part of the new Google Everywhere (beta). Not content to just violate our privacy by posting photos of our homes online, they’re now going to be installing webcams in all our homes, in cooperation with Homeland Security.
Oh no you didn’t-
don’t you know I trained at Wudan Mountain?
Crouching Sucker, Hidden Big dummy-
Now you got me in trouble with my husband again.
We were out tonight having a nice walk together- and look what you did,
with your hidden web cams and stuff.
It’s on- when you least suspect I will strike!
Why don’t you give up the antiques category now fool- before I snap you like a slim jim?
You hear me strike- without warning!
[...] As you know, Michelle is so desperate for me to stay away from blogging about antiques, she is leaving no stone unturned in her efforts to keep me away from what she views as her own exclusive niche. [...]