Dude, Who Stole My Pepperoni?
See the little empty hole? Where the cheese has been pushed aside a little bit from the sauce? It is clear a slice of pepperoni was right there. Any half-way decent detective worth his salt could tell you that.
But, who stole it? It was sealed in plastic and it was missing before I opened it. There were no signs of tampering. It must have been stolen at the factory, either before it was shrink-wrapped or it was shrink-wrapped, opened and re-shrink-wrapped. Who knows what goes through the criminal mind?
All I want to know is where my missing slice of pepperoni is!
Oh, I know what you’re thinking. You think it just slid over to where the pepperoni is doubled up. But, you would be wrong. That’s obviously extra pepperoni. You still haven’t accounted for the missing slice!
Do you suppose the pepperoni thief felt guilty and added that extra slice? We’ll never know unless we catch this scoundrel!
How about you? Have you been a victim of this thief? Maybe we can pool our resources and put together a reward for his (or her) capture.
Oh Yeah I won Pete - I won- I am top minion now!!!
I put the big feed button on mine sometime ago and I think I got some
readers that way. Or just weirdo’s who like to click on big buttons.
I see you are making some of the changes Michael Kwan
suggested- good for you- he seems like he knows what he’s talking about -
but are you really going to give all those outbound links the boot? (like he suggested)
Pfft, not for long! I will never relinquish my title as Top Minion!
BTW, that missing pepperoni probably saved you from a lethal dose of sodium.
Ah, the things that go on in a factory assembly line. You don’t want to know!
OMG the same thing happens when I open a bag of peas. There is always one missing. There are normally 2000 in a bag and when I pour them in the pot there is only 1999. The two or three that are stuck together are extra peas. So yes I have been a victim to the pea thief.
I think it only pertains to foods that start with the letter ‘p’. Oh and don’t get me started on the whole Papaya debacle
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