Comments on: Weird Things About Me #3

By: Debo Hobo

Debo Hobo — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:40:46 +0000

oh I sew, I have been working on the same sundress all summer, I’ll probably get to wear it for Christmas by the time I get it finished

By: dcr

dcr — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 01:18:42 +0000

Remember, that was Michelle with the weirdness bar. Send your weird traffic to her site.

By: pete

pete — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:39:20 +0000

That’s not too weird. But I guess after reading about sissy panties, nothing is too weird. Kinda set the bar pretty high with that.

By: dcr

dcr — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:37:22 +0000

I’m confused. You said your oldest was no trouble. Then you said he is exactly like you. So, which is it? Is he trouble or not?

By: Michelle Gartner

Michelle Gartner — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:31:21 +0000

Two of my five kids are teenagers and they are no trouble, the oldest one- the wrestler is exactly like me!

By: dcr

dcr — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:59:23 +0000

The sad thing is that I never did finish my seventh grade Home Economics sewing project. I still have it; I’ll finish it one day.

By: dcr

dcr — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:57:01 +0000

I would have no idea what to do with Pinky and the Brain fabric, except maybe make a pillow. But that wouldn’t match anything and it’s too eclectic even for me, so you might as well keep it. Do you have a sewing machine? You could turn it into a pillow in short order. Even if you don’t have a sewing machine, it wouldn’t be too hard, just take a little more time. Threaten to beat your kids with the soft, fluffy Pinky and the Brain pillow if they don’t behave. Nobody expects the Gartner Inquisition! And nobody wants to be beaten by the soft, fluffy pillow! They won’t trouble you again until they start turning into teenagers. And then you get more Pinky and the Brain fabric and make them clothes to wear to school if they misbehave.

By: Michelle Gartner

Michelle Gartner — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:36:18 +0000

Ahh- so basically this post is so you can get my Pinky and the Brain fabric that I posted about. And since you know I can’t sew- you thought you would try to obtain them in a round about fashion. You just couldn’t ask straight out for the cloth? Send your address in an email and I’ll pop it in the mail- then you can blog about your new character drawers you have sewn up or maybe a fancy hat…

By: teeni

teeni — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:06:10 +0000

Yay for men sewing! Nothing to be ashamed of there. Everyone should have some knowledge in those areas to make them self-sufficient. Fishermen used to all know how to sew and to crochet to keep their nets in good working order. I can sew, but not well enough to be proud of so don’t tell anyone.