You’ll notice I’m gone. Refresh the header if you don’t believe me.
I’m gone. That’s right gone. If you ever want to see me again, you’ll have to pay up.
You see, today is the last day of the month, and I’m trying to earn just a little bit more to push my earnings over to the next level. I’m just short of a nice numerical figure.
So, I’m holding myself hostage is what may be the lamest way ever to try to earn a little bit of extra money quickly online.
It is currently just a little after 5:00 p.m. EST. You have until the clock strikes midnight to pay ransom if you ever want to see me again.
Send $1.00 via PayPal and, if I get enough dough before midnight, I’ll be back. If not, you risk never ever seeing me again.
Oh, but you will get some value for your money. Everyone who sends a buck will be included in a special viral story! And, I’ll give you a link on my forthcoming new blog as well. Story (with a link) and a link on a second blog, plus you get to see me again. Maybe. The first two are a guarantee; the third depends upon how much dough comes in. That’s not a bad deal for $1.00.
Act now! The clock is ticking!