Creepy Ways People Found My Blog So Far in August, and Why Can’t Miley Cyrus Learn How to Dress Before Appearing in Front of Cameras?
It’s only been a little over a week into the month of August, and already people have been finding my blog in creepy and disturbing ways.
buddhist competition - Currently #6 in Yahoo!
hot naked chick - Currently #7 on Yahoo!
obama running mate - Currently #3 in Google. Two Three Four visitors from it so far.
Newton MessagePad - Cuil, the it’s-got-to-be-a-joke search engine, has me on page 2 for this one.
underwear guys modeli - in the Russian Google.
pictures of males without underwear - Because some women are afraid to search for “naked men.” Currently #17 in Google.
women selling there underwear - Currently #5 in Google. So, there is a market for used women’s underwear… Michelle, are you reading?
vintage porn - Again, Michelle, you reading?
pictures of kids in underwear - Which is more disturbing? The fact that people are searching for this, or the fact that I’m currently #4 for this term? Maybe people are looking for inappropriate pictures of Miley Cyrus, for which new ones seem to appear every other day. Seriously, why does this 15-year-old seem to have so much trouble being appropriately dressed in front of cameras? Who wants to bet she’ll celebrate and pose for her 18th birthday at the Playboy Mansion?
smiley face bologna - I’m at #10. Pete is at #2.
guy undies pics - Currently #4 in Google. Maybe there’s a celebrity named Guy Undies? I bet he’s Miley Cyrus’ PR guy.
pics of men in underwear - Currently #3 in Google.
underwear guy - Currently #7 in Google. Maybe I could create a superhero… Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird… It’s a plane… It’s UNDERWEAR MAN! Dut da da daaa!
kids in their underwear pictures - #3 in Google. Sorry, there are no pictures of Miley Cyrus in her underwear here! By the way, you ever notice how even what you would think of as reputable news sources can’t help but actually show the pictures? More Inappropriate Pictures of Miley Cyrus Surface, LOOK HERE! Some don’t even link to a site, they just post the picture right under the headline.
my son wants to be a underwear model - Currently #6 in Google. Seriously? Parents are looking to my blog for advice on how their sons can be underwear models? Seriously? Maybe they should give Miley Cyrus a call…
how to build personal underground shelter wind and earthquake proof - Was on page 3 of Yahoo! Now, nowhere to be found.
This is one of the happiest moments of my life. I need to set up an affiliate link for Boar’s Head meats on that post.
Have you forgotten O, S, C, A, R? M, E, Y, E, R?
Heehee! You get some really perverted ones! What have you been writing over here, Dan? LOL.
I think the comments come in to play too, so what have you been writing over here!?
yeah…i am always a little freaked out by the searches that lead people to my site too.
BTW: Who is iJustine? You mentioned her in the comment you left on my blog post about my Unhealthy Obsession With My Apple Computer
iJustine is the blogger behind TastyBlogSnack.com. She’s obsessed with the Mac, and anything with a lower case “i” in front of it.
Hey!
Actually that was a great comeback. I’m impressed.
Thanks!
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