My Campaign: Uniting the Country
Having announced my Presidential campaign the other day, it’s time to hit the virtual campaign trail.
As part of the political propaganda awareness campaign, it is customary to show pictures of yourself with popular figures to encourage their supporters to like you too.
I want to show you that I can bridge the gap between the Hollywood elite and the old-core conservatives. Here is my photo with a former President and the King.
There I was, introducing Elvis to then-President Nixon. You see, I am a uniter. I bring people together.
And, as I’ve told you before, I’ve had the same hairstyle for a long time…
Anyway, if you want to see the country come together in unison, elect me, a proven uniter of the people.
Oh now you are just trying to irritate Michelle AND me in the same post. LOL. I think you used too much hairspray - the style looks a little stiff.
You know, two birds, one stone…
I KNEW Elvis was alive ….
I hear he performs nightly in Hollydale, except on your special romantic evenings which creep him out.
Hopefully you will be the mediator between Obama and Bill Clinton; I hear they are meeting soon. My money’s on you, dcr.
Maybe they’ll be meeting in the WWF, or ECW or whatever they’re calling it these days.
Rinnert/Presley ‘08!
I think he’s wanting the CIA Director post or something. Or, was it a special FBI taskforce?
I think it’s weird how sexy Nixon and Elvis look in comparison to that freak in the middle. I mean on one side you have the power of the office and the other side is smoldering burning hunky Elvis… then you got - well heck I don’t what that is in the middle. Burning smoldering hunk of creepiness! Help my eyes are burning and not in a good way.
Awesomeness is what’s in the middle.