Oh, Yes, There Will Be Blood
Over the weekend, I revealed what had happened to Teeni’s meez.
Subsequent to that, Teeni has declared war.
I didn’t plan for my Presidential campaign to begin with a war, but such as it is. Apparently, I am now a war-time Presidential candidate.
As part of her war campaign, Teeni has recruited her minions to attack my avatar. Just look at the war crimes they have committed here and here.
Well, I have minions too, and I know that you are prepared to strike back! Everyone who has sided with Teeni ought to be prepared for retaliation! You are with me, or you are against me, right?
Okay, I don’t have an actual plan yet, and that’s where I am asking you, my minions, to come up with one. Comments are open! Speak up and present your war plans!
Well, duh. The plan is so obvious! Just admit defeat and humbly beg Teeni for your forgiveness and to spare the virtual life of your avatr.
Sincerely,
Tee, I mean, Anonymous
I will never accept defeat!
Everything always thought it was me, but it’s Dan. He can’t bask in the fact that he makes oodles more money then most of us blogging, he has to attack bloggers too.
That meez was asking for it.
Besides, your husband struck first!
blogger wars with meez attacks are sooooooooooo much fun
Yes, but you’re on my side, right?
Was it MY husband that struck first? We have been trying to figure out where he said or did anything so you will have to fill us in because we’re coming up empty over here.
Michelle’s husband. See?
No, no, I call dibs on Meleah Rebeccah! She did that awesome video of her love relationship with her Mac. I can’t have her on YOUR side. Meleah - I sure could use your talents to defend my poor Meez from the unprovoked attack she sustained. And really, haven’t you always secretly wanted to do something evil to Dan’s avatar? Hmmm?
Are you a Mac user, Teeni? Like you mentioned, Meleah is a Mac user.
I’m a Mac user. Mac users stick together.
Oh, LOL - you got a nice shiner there from Michelle’s hubby. Hmm. Maybe I need to recruit him too!
Um, we’re working on that actually. Hubby is scoping out Macs and should decide on and have one very soon.
This is war! Not horseshoes! Close only counts in horseshoes!
If you’re not a Mac user by September 21st, you’re not a Mac user for the purposes of this war!
I say, “Send a smart bomb”. Everyone will wake up from their haze, then carry on as usual! War over.
Well, then maybe Meleah will make an exception and side with me just because it was an unprovoked attack. I will have to appeal to her sensitivities as a civilized and kind human being and not solely as a computer user.
Hmm. Speedcat, maybe with tomorrow’s Large Hadron Transmogrifier startup, we won’t have to worry about it.
It wasn’t unprovoked. Your meez was asking for it!
Um hello? Earth to Dan: She hasn’t spoken one syllable from the time I’ve known her. You must be mistaken.
It was in her body language. It was in the way she moved so provocatively. It was that wry little smile, and the little glimmer in her eyes.
All those came together to send a clear, unmistakable message: “Nuke me! Nuke me three times, baby, nuke me!”
LOL.