Almost Weird eBooks You Can’t Find on eBay!
And, that’s because eBay doesn’t allow you to sell digital products anymore, which means you need to look elsewhere for weird and almost weird eBook offerings. But, you don’t need to look far! I’ve gone and assembled some links for you.
How to Lucid Dream and Have Out of Body Experiences
Maybe not weird in and of itself, but if you’ve ever had a lucid dream, you know those things can get pretty weird! And, if you haven’t experienced one, maybe you might want to. If nothing else, it’s cheap entertainment. And, if you can’t afford a digital converter box or a digital TV come 2009, you’re going to be looking for some alternatives to TV. Might be a good time to invest in this eBook. After all, it’s probably cheaper than a new TV.
The Unexplainable Store
I can’t explain this one.
Quit Smoking by Smoking
Not sure how this one works. Does it involve dying? That’ll definitely kill your smoking habit. But the sales page claims it’ll add maybe 20 years to your life, so I’m confused.
Mind Sync
Just “download, plug in and listen.” You’ll achieve an “altered state of consciousness in 8 minutes.” Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated…
Dharma the Cat’s Cartoon eBook
Where’s Joanne when I need her? This is apparently a cartoon explaining Buddhism through a cat. Or a cat trying to learn Buddhism. Or something. I like the cartoon with the mouse. Maybe that’s what JD’s cats are up to?
How to Be Funny!
Admit it. You’ve been a complete bore all your life. And no one reads your blog. Well, you can turn your life around and be funny. Ha. Ha. Ha! That’s what people will be saying after they read your new blog or your new speech after you’ve read this eBook. Many of the big name comedians were completely unfunny until they read an eBook. Imagine how hard it was to be funny just 20 years ago, when no one had even heard of eBooks? Those were dark times, my friends. Yes, you can learn to be funny and make people like you.
Keeping Your Arowana Fish Healthy and Alive
You’ve never heard of the Arowana fish before now, have you? Well, anyway, you’ll be glad to know that there’s an eBook available to show you how to keep your Arowana fish alive and healthy. Because that singing fish on your wall isn’t fooling anybody! First thing you’re going to need is a 240 gallon aquarium, according to Wikipedia. Add another 100 gallons if you want a second fish. Of course, it’s recommended not to keep them in groups of less than 5, so you’re going to need at least a 640 gallon aquarium. And, maybe that’s why you’ve never heard of an Arowana fish or seen them at your local pet store.
Run Your Car on Water
There’s a sucker born every minute, and, when they turn 16, they start buying eBooks on how to run their cars on water. After all, everyone has heard the story of the guy in the next town who ran his car on water, but he (and the car) disappeared after word got out. Those tricky oil men must have done him in! But, thanks to the Internet, those guys (and gals) are publishing eBooks, then laughing all the way to the bank. Meanwhile, auto mechanics are laughing all the way to the bank, as they get paid to fix these cars that have been “converted” to run on water. Mind you, I’m not saying that running your car on water can’t be done. But, I’m probably safe in saying the most likely way to run your car on water is to put it on a big boat and drive around in circles on the deck. Oh, and beware of the talking girl in the corner. It’ll scare the water out of you if you’re not expecting it.
The Power of Conversational Hypnosis
Dang. I should have led with this one. Hey friend, how are you doing today? You’re going to buy every eBook I just mentioned, right? How’s the weather? A little spot of rain out there today? Hard to notice when you’re inside buying all the eBooks I just listed, right? How’s the family? Doing good? Imagine how good things will be when you buy all these eBooks. That’s great, buddy. See you tomorrow!
Holy cow. It just proves that you should publish every silly idea you ever have because if they sell THESE books then any silly is marketable. I should definitely capitalize on this. I have LOTS of silly ideas.
silly is marketable = silly idea is marketable
I NEED 4 of these. Got water ????
You have an award at my blog! ;o)
That Mind Sync series actually looks kind of cool. As for the cat and mouse cartoon . . . yes, that looks good, too. But wait. I should read all the way to the end. Hmmm. I seem to have purchased ALL of these ebooks. What happened?
I have an e-book for sale called
How to be Happier and Less Cranky
Chapter 1 : Quit Complaining
Chapter 2 : Have more sex
Chapter 3 : Lay off the coffee
Chapter 4 : Repeat as necessary
You all know my email if I have posted a comment on your site. Paypal is expected now and it will cost you a $1 for that teaser of my life altering e-book. Send $2 and I will customize the directions for you.
Doesn’t it suck that eBay put the stop to e-books, now I can’t get rich on there!
Dan,
You are so right! How did those early comedians learn how to be funny before there were e-books? It must have been really hard work! Or maybe we only thought they were funny, because we just didn’t know any better. Perhaps that means we’re the ones who need to buy the e-book so that, in the future, we’ll recognize real humor when we hear it.
Jeanne