Don’t Forget to Vote for ME!!!
As you head to the polls, remember to vote for me. As I mentioned earlier, I am running for President.
I’m confident that I sealed the deal in early voting, but now my chief opponent has jumped into the race.
Don’t listen to his current rhetoric. He has a questionable past. I won’t get into negative campaigning, but let’s just say this is not someone whose finger you want to be anywhere close to the nuclear weapons.
Don’t let this happen to your world:
So, remember to vote your conscience and vote for me!
OMG!!! I think I am going to have to write in Nader as a choice. Can I do that instead?
No.
I hope others go and read your platform, all for you and none for your constituents!?! That sounds so familiar in so many ways on both sides of the aisle.
I was honest about my agenda. My opponent? Well, if you would like a radioactive world, go ahead and vote for him.
Don’t you mean “nucular?”
I tried to write you in, but the ballot caught on fire as I did. A second attempt was marked by a lightning strike about ten feet away. I took it as a signal to not vote for you.
You misinterpreted the signs. The signs were telling you what would happen if you did NOT vote for me. You’re in big trouble now, mister!
Happy Voting Today.
xxoo
I voted for you too (meaning I voted twice) … acorn let me
Sorry, I could not help it, and promise to stop!
I trust DCR with the noooklierzz. I truth DCR with the economy.
Boondocks? … not so much
I thought with ACORN you could register and vote up to 57 times, once for each state or something, plus Alaska and Hawaii.
So, who’d your other votes go to?
I know a lot of people that would be rich right now had they just taken my advice…
I have 2 votes so far, but think I can still carry Minnesota
Im sorry, but I voted for Speedy.
Well, wait until I tell you about his past associations…
Sorry Dan I didn’t see your post. I had already voted for Speedy. He promised chicken for life! lol