Crossing
More from my fiction archives. This one as per Speedy’s request…
“Crossing”
by Dan C. Rinnert
From the relative security of the grassy mound, she watched the beast stagger down the smooth-worn path. She figured she could safely cross in front of it, unless it sped up, which these excitable creatures were prone to do. Better to wait, she thought. Birds of her size, easily overlooked by the lumbering giants, frequently became meals for the vultures and rats who would brave the traveling herds for fresh and tenderized flesh.
She watched as the animal crossed in front of her, its gray hide crackling and flaking from age. The bird poked her head out of the thin brush for a better look, but the ancient beast did not return her stare as it plodded along.
After the old creature had passed beyond a small hill, the bird inched toward the path, stepping carefully, and looking nervously about. She sensed something and paused. She sniffed the air and looked around. She could see nothing to her right, and the hill blocked the left side. She glanced down at her feet, as she felt a vibration through the ground. A herd! she realized, and ducked back into the brush.
She began to hear the roar of the pack as it drew closer. The sound grew louder and louder, until the first beast reached the crest of the hill and entered her sight, followed by many more. The bird recognized them as a younger lot.
A large black beast led the pack, followed by smaller animals with hides of purple or red. Amongst these puttered slightly smaller creatures with skins of orange or yellow.
They all looked similar, so she guessed the smaller ones were either women or children. She could see none that looked like babies, but perhaps they remained behind in nests.
The herd passed just as quickly as it had come. The path stood empty. The bird stepped cautiously across. She looked to either side, and studied the ground carefully with the soft-bottoms of her feet. No sound, no vibration and nothing in sight. She continued across.
Zoom! A thin animal, with a hide of yellow and black, zipped passed her at an incredible pace. The bird paused, questioning whether to continue or turn back. She opted to keep going and, disregarding her instinctual caution, scurried across the rest of the way as quickly as her feet could take her.
She reached the opposite side, and looked around for the treasure she sought. Damn! she thought. Never falls in the same place twice! Most days, she did not even need to cross the path to reach it. It could usually be found in the brush, or the plain, or sometimes the bushes on her side.
Her sharp eye caught a glimpse of its shiny blue surface. She scampered over to a rolled bunch of leaves wrapped in a semi-transparent, glossy blue husk. It meant nothing to her, but her master would give her a treat for bringing it to him. She grabbed it with her beak behind a small bulb at the end, and carried it back to the edge of the path.
She looked both ways, concentrated on her feet and, hearing no sound and sensing no vibration, darted across. Just as she reached her knoll, a lumbering monster rolled past, barely missing her. Surprised, she dropped the bundle. She turned and gave the monster a few disapproving squawks as it continued on. Once it reached a safe distance, she retrieved the husk and dragged it across the plain.
At the plain’s edge, she hopped up a few planks, struggling with the weight of the bundle. She skipped across the wooden floor, and proudly placed the treasure at her master’s feet.
He gently patted her head, and dropped some corn kernels to the ground.
She quickly gobbled them up. She heard him speak to the other ape creatures sitting around him. She could tell by the tone of his voice that he was pleased, even though she didn’t understand the words: “And, that, my friends, is why the genetically-enhanced chicken crossed the road!”
“Crossing” by Dan C. Rinnert. Copyright 2005. All rights reserved.



That was a really easy read. I like short stories like that. What were the ancient beasts?
Thanks.
The beasts were cars and trucks and the thin one was a motorcycle.
Wonderful!
I was reading along, and was of course given a heads up by your comment, I had a feeling. Could it be true? Indeed the story was winding it’s way to truth, and chicken logic.
Welcome to the BIg Board of Poultry!!! This is a definate qualifier
Thanks DCR! …great story
Thanks!
Bawk, bawk, ba-bawk!
B B B B B B BA BRAWWWWWWWWWWKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am VERY impressed with your writing skillz
Thanks!
That was awesome! Nice job! Well written.
Thanks much!
more chickens are out crossing the road ….. in the dark!!!
swerveio, screeeeeetch!!! ,,, Kaa POWW!!!!!!!!!
Your story has made me want to eat a genetically enhanced chicken . . . live and use its feathers as toothpicks–hope it doesn’t have a sharp beak! Cool story Dan
I wonder what genetically-enhanced chicken might taste like? Steak? LOL!
Thanks!
I am just curious what happened to my long albeit serious comment about the lead?
Did you delete it or did askimet pounce on it. I have been noticing that long comments on my blog have been getting sucked into spam and or moderation- it happened to Eric one night on my blog.
I didn’t delete it. I’m not showing anything in moderation, nor did I get an eMail notification.
I just checked Akismet, and there’s no comment from you in there either.
I have been noticing comments getting stuck in moderation or Akismet, sometimes for no apparent reason, but I haven’t seen any comments from you in there.
I posted on your first one right after it happened because that same day I went to the thrift store and they had a 50% off all toys and a big notice saying they would not take toys or childrens items anymore. I can’t remember every thing I said- this would have happened on Friday because I know it was the day before I spent all day at wrestling with Eli.
So- My comment would have been on the 9th- anyway I commented about the stupid clarifications Congress ran online the 8th and how they vaguely exempt resellers and in particular thrift stores and yet in the same breath say but it’s still illegal. I still haven;’t found out if the other thrifts are caving into this nonsense.
I gotta run.
I wonder what happened to it. I was frequently into the comments that day because many of the commenters were new posters, so I had to get them out of moderation.
The local news station, and by the sounds of it other media outlets as well, are giving it very poor coverage. They say thrift stores are exempt, but as you mentioned, they really aren’t. They are still liable if they sell stuff that ends up having lead in it, so who wants to take that risk?
I mean it. Seriously.
BRA-wk!!! Great story!
Who is Akismet??? He is that nut from the Amoco Station, right??
Yes, I was locked up all night at Michelle’s blog. All I had to eat was vintage sammies.