You Don’t Know What This Is
First of all, yes, Teeni, soon the reason for my new sofa and bed will be revealed.
I predict with a reasonable level of confidence that none of you will know what this is.
In part because there is a little bit of trickery involved but, even without it, you probably still wouldn’t know.
Go ahead and guess though.
Answer tomorrow.
It’s a Finger Trap!
Nope. Thanks for playing!
It looks like a cigarette roller.
I say it because I have reasonable level of confidence that nobody else would say it.
Nice try, but no. Thanks for playing!
It’s an Indonesian condom dispenser.
Why specifically Indonesian?
I’m not going to touch that one.
“It’s a Trap!”
a finger trap.
Still no. Thanks for playing!
It’s a rubber stamp casing.
So very close. Thanks for playing!
It looks like a 2-in-1 stepper. In the picture it is closed, but if you clunk it back in half it makes a wider step area.
Good thinking, but no. Thanks for playing!
It is a electric plug protector. If goes over the joining plugs thereby preventing pets and kids from getting to them.
Nice guess, but no. Thanks for playing!
It a portable stage to accompany your doll house furniture.
Too small. Sorry. Thanks for playing!
Well, it’s about time you started acknowledging all my questions about those posts you left us hanging on! Can you believe it? Macbros actually guessed what I was going to guess so I will change mine to a digital storage device of some kind. I’m glad that you at least gave us a deadline (sorry I was so slow in getting here - my rounds are taking longer and longer).
I want answers!!!!! 
Good try, but no. Thanks for playing!
A finger guillotine. “Off With Her Hands!”
I feel so honored the Queen of Twitter has graced my blog with her royal presence. But, no, not a finger guillotine. Perhaps you’ve seen Darkman one too many times. Thanks for playing!
It’s a Chicken! Hm, I’ve been hanging around Speedy to much.