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It Seemed Like a Good an Idea…

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

But, I guess it really wasn’t.

Since lots of Internet marketers use what are called “eCovers,” I thought this might be a good idea. An eCover is designed to simulate an actual product, and the trend is toward more realistic products.

So, what could be more realistic than an actual photo, customized with the “eCover” of the eBook?

The response has been nil. Perhaps there is a limit to the level of realism desired?

Oh well. On to the next idea…

Reporting Spam on Twitter

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

If you use Twitter, sometimes you’ll come across a Twitter account that is purely spam.

Typically, you can recognize them as they will be following several hundred people (up to 2000 total), have few people following them, and have a single tweet that is a link to a site trying to sell you something.

When they hit the 2000 following limit, they set up a new account and start all over again.

Twitter is usually pretty good about finding and taking care of these spammers, but you may be able to expedite the process by notifying them when you see a spammer.

Right now, they’re making this pretty easy.

All you have to do is follow Twitter’s @spam account and wait for them to follow you back. Once they have followed you back, you can DM them with the user ID of the spammer.

They’ll check it out and suspend the account if it looks like a spammer.

If they don’t appear in your Direct Message popup menu, which is sometimes the case, especially if you have a lot of followers, don’t worry. Just go to your update window. To send them a direct message, start your tweet with “d” and a space, followed by “spam” like this: “d spam” adding another space before you start your message. You should notice the message above the text window change from “What are you doing?” to “Direct message spam:” right away. Compose your message, hit “send” and you’re done! Note that you do not need to use the “@” symbol when direct messaging.

Suspicious Goings-On on Twitter…

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Yesterday, I wrote about The Twitter Pyramid Scheme.

Today, I notice some suspicious things about it…

Following “tweetergetter” on Twitter Search, I can see that every few minutes, a new account signs up with Twitter. They’ll have a name, but no bio and no link to a website or blog. Their first tweet will be to promote TweeterGetter.com.

Are these new users signing up because they heard about Twitter through TweeterGetter? Perhaps it’s a possibility, but it doesn’t seem very likely to me.

These new users keep popping up every few minutes. It just strikes me as being very, very suspicious.

Also, I’ll occasionally see a user who hasn’t tweeted anything in months (and had only one or two non-substantive tweets to begin with, such as “Checking out Twitter!”) post a tweet about TweeterGetter. Am I to believe they haven’t used Twitter in months but suddenly had an interest in doing so, and signed up with TweeterGetter? Again, maybe, but it just doesn’t seem likely to me.

I can’t prove anything and I don’t have any special insight or evidence, but my gut feeling is that these accounts are being created to boost follower numbers for TweeterGetter. Again, I don’t have any proof or anything; this is just my opinion.

At the moment, the pace of new accounts seems to have dwindled down. If these are all fake accounts, as I suspect most of them probably are, maybe the person creating them had something else to do. In searching, I found more such accounts created yesterday, and others created the day before. Since joining and posting their TweeterGetter message, they haven’t tweeted since, haven’t added an avatar, haven’t added a bio and haven’t added a link to a website or blog they run.

Don’t take my word for it. Search for “tweetergetter” on Twitter Search yourself, and look for the accounts without avatars and check them out for yourself.

What do you think is going on? Are these potential “dummy” accounts really worth having as followers?

The Twitter Pyramid Scheme

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

This past week, there has been a new scheme on Twitter to gain more followers.

It’s called TweeterGetter. If you’re on Twitter, you’ve probably seen a number of messages from people talking about getting 19,530 new followers in 30 days.

Some people think that it’s a good idea. Who wouldn’t want a bunch of followers?

But, let’s look at it closely. When you sign up, you’ll automatically follow the six people ahead of you in line. Then, you’ll tweet a message encouraging people to sign up under you. If, for example, you get 5 people to sign up under you, you’ll get 5 new followers. If each of those people signs up 5 people, you’ll get 25 more followers. And, if each of those people signs up 5 people under them, you’ll get 125 new followers. And so on down the line until you reach 19,530 new followers. Or even more!

Some are calling this a new and innovative idea.

But, let’s call it what it really is: a pyramid scheme. Even though no money is involved, it’s still the basic thing. Instead of luring people with the promise of money, they are luring people with the promise of more followers.

Remember, years ago (and maybe even sometimes still, even though it’s illegal), there were chain letters promising you thousands of dollars in a matter a weeks, just by sending out a few dollars? There was a list of names. You were to send each person on the list $1. Then, you were to type up a new letter, removing the top name from the list, moving everyone else up on slot, and adding yourself at the bottom. Then, you were to send out a bunch of those letters. If just five of those people participated, and each of them were to get five, and so on, you’d be getting cash in the mail every day!

Do you know anyone that ever got tons of money that way? Probably not.

Mind you, some people would try to cheat by adding themselves to the top of the list, but even those that followed the rules didn’t end up getting money in their mailbox every day.

Pyramid schemes only really benefit the people at the top of the list. In many ways, it’s a lot like multi-level marketing; if you’re the one at the bottom, you’ll never reap the benefits as the people way ahead of you.

You might argue that, well, this is automated. People can’t cheat. But, as illustrated above, that doesn’t really matter. Even when people followed the rules, the people sending out letters at the bottom of the list were never the ones that gained massive amounts of money. It’s not about saturation, as some might argue; it’s about participation. And, the fewer letters you would have sent out, the lower your response would have been.

The same goes for you on Twitter. The fewer followers you have to begin with, the fewer that will signup under you. And, if you end up retweeting your signup link over and over again, and pushing it on your blog and other online accounts, the more you’re going to be looking like a spammer. Sure, it may not meet the technical definition of spam, but spam is defined more by the eyes of the beholder than it is by the dictionary! And, who wants to follow a spammer?

On top of that, how targeted are these followers? Are they really interested in what you have to say, or are they largely interested in building up their following numbers? Some argue that it’s very targeted. I’ve seen several people saying that Internet marketers are the only ones that would be interested in such a scheme. So, they argue, if your targeted audience is Internet marketers, then this will be great for you.

However, that is verifiably false. Just do a search on search.twitter.com, and search for “tweetergetter.com” to find people that are tweeting their signup pages. Check out their Twitter profiles. While it is true there is a large percentage of Internet marketers on there, you’ll see that many people are participating who are not Internet marketers.

So, if you do have a target audience of Internet marketers, there is a potential to reach a number of them. But, it is not as targeted as you might think. And, if your target audience is not Internet marketers, this scheme will be even less valuable for you, as most of the new followers you’ll be gaining are not people interested in your product or service at all.

The only real target audience here is people looking to increase the number of people following them, and that’s not really much of a “target” audience at all.

If you participate in such a scheme, you risk annoying your current followers (who are probably a much more valuable and targeted audience than what you are likely to receive from this scheme, especially if you are not into Internet marketing). You risk your credibility too, as people will wonder if you’re more interested in quantity of followers rather than quality.

On top of that, anytime you give your Twitter password to a third-party, you risk the security of your account. I am NOT saying that this service will do anything bad with your password; I just say this as a general statement.

What happens if a third-party site that has your password is hacked? Imagine the damage that could be done! And, if you’re one of those people that uses the same password for everything, hackers could get into more than just your Twitter account.

These are important considerations to bear in mind when using any third-party Twitter tool. This is general advice, and not directed at any particular Twitter site or service. But, guard your password carefully! And, please, use a different password for every online service you use.

Services like TweeterGetter may be attractive, because they’re free and easy to do, but sometimes free services carry too high a price!

Fortunately, you don’t have to use a service like TweeterGetter to amass a huge following. It may take a little more work and time, but you’ll probably be better served with a following you’ve amassed naturally than by one gained through a questionable scheme.

Cardboard Heart, or Hearty Cardboard

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

It’s so heartening to see that so many people love cardboard boxes.

Michelle even appears to think they are romantic.

So, seeing that it is Valentine’s Day, I put together a very special video for all of you.

It’s a cardboard heart. Isn’t that sweet?

I just know you’ll all love it! Maybe not as much as Speedy enjoyed seeing his blog blown up, but you’ll like it!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

I Can Take a Hint…

Friday, February 13th, 2009

I think Teeni wants to see more pictures of empty boxes.

So, here you go, Teeni:

See how I made it look old? Instant classic! Burnt edges and everything. An empty box photo never looked better, except for maybe the Ohio box, but that didn’t really highlight the box itself, did it?

Anyway, I didn’t buy a case of Post® Honeycomb cereal, so I’m sure your first guess is that something I bought on eBay came in it.

Well, you’re wrong.

It was something I purchased from American Science & Surplus. Or, rather than “something,” it was probably “some things.” It’s been a long while, so I don’t remember what I actually bought that time around.

What Speedcat Has Been Begging For!

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

Well, this is what Speedcat has been begging for for the longest time, so I finally went ahead and did it!

I sure hope he likes it.

I did it differently than previous ones. I didn’t use NetDisaster.com at all, as I did for Teeni and Deborah. Of course, NetDisaster.com is great fun, but I wanted something a little different for Eric. He deserves something special, don’t you think?

I think this may be the first time I’ve used this effect in a video. And, after seeing it, I decided to get out my sound effects mixer and hooked that up to my computer to do the sound effect. I was going to add cheering at the end, but I didn’t make the video long enough! Oops!

Please let me know how the video quality looks on this one. I did a couple things different from the Office Cleaning Business video, so I’m curious as to how it will turn out. Looks better on my end, but your monitor may vary.

Your Amazing Product in a Box!

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

A lot of Internet marketers use “eCovers” for their digital products. An example “box” is what you see above. Some use boxes, some use books, some use CD or DVD cases. All to give the illusion of a physical product.

Of course, you (usually) don’t receive a physical product, but some people apparently feel more comfortable seeing a simulated product box, even when they’re being told they’re getting a digital download and not anything sent to them in a box.

Anyway, so, if people are compelled to purchase based on an illusionary box, why not go the extra yard with more of a 3D cover, such as this:

I think it looks cool, anyway. Maybe there are marketers already doing this. Maybe I’ve stumbled across another money making market that’s already dried up.

Which is typically my luck.

Anyway, if you know any Internet marketers that might like a 3D box like that, feel free to steer them my way.

Books and CD cases may be next, if there is any demand.

Oh, and the rotation speed can be changed of course. It goes at a good pace on my computer, but your mileage may vary.

Bottled Frustration

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

I feel pretty confident no one will be able to guess why I took a picture of this empty bottle.

Yes, it is a Coca-Cola bottle, for those wondering.

I hate the new caps on their small bottles. They’re hard to grip and turn. I guess they’re probably trying to save on plastic or something. Guess what? The whole bottle is plastic! So, for heaven’s sake, make the bottle cap large enough to grab onto.

Maybe they’re trying to save the environment or something. But, if that’s the case, it’s actually better for the environment if the bottle caps are larger. Small bottle caps frustrate people. Frustrated people throw bottles. Frustrated people stomp things. Frustrated people kick poor bunnies! Ergo, frustrated people are bad for the environment. Therefore, small bottle caps are bad for the environment!

Oh, but that’s not really why I took the picture. I’ll leave you to guess that one.

Office Cleaning Business to Earn Extra Money Video

Monday, February 9th, 2009

As I mentioned, I worked on an “economic” video over the weekend. (Worked on it Friday too.)

Why? you ask.

Well, you see the Internet marketing “gurus” say you need to use video these days. People don’t want to read sales pages anymore. They want to spend a half hour watching a marketing video instead.

Personally, I don’t get it. I’d much rather read a sales letter, which I can read or skim through at my own pace, than sit and wade through a video which may or may not contain anything useful.

But, at any rate, I figured I’d give it a go…

So, you’ll remember that last fall I had a post on how you could “Earn Extra Money with Your Own Office Cleaning Business.” I decided to make a video for that.

Towards the end, it gets a bit out of whack. At first, YouTube was consistently chopping off the last 7 seconds of the video. After four or five attempts to get it uploaded without those 7 seconds getting chopped off, I tried a different approach: I added 7 seconds to the video and uploaded it. But, this time YouTube didn’t chop anything off, so there’s an extra 7 seconds to the final video…

But, it shouldn’t freeze on the Uncle Sam image for so long. That’s where the problem seems to be, but I’m not quite sure what it is. I’m going to try something later to see if it fixes it. But, it takes about a half hour to redo the video, and I don’t have time for that right now.

I think I may need to boost the audio a bit too.

Anyway, feel free to let me know your thoughts!