I have inwented green tea. Or is that, I hawe inwented green tea? How would Chekov say “have”? I don’t remember. Odd that he doesn’t call himself Chekow.

Anyway, so I have invented green tea. It’s not green tea, but black iced tea. But, wait, it’s not completely iced tea. For one thing, there is no ice, since the water was chilled so I didn’t really need ice. No, this is half tea and half limeade.

It’s like an Arnold Palmer, but using limeade instead of lemonade.

I would have put green food coloring in it, for the effect for the camera, but I didn’t have any.

As mentioned in the previous post, I will make strange images for you. One hundred bucks. Maybe more. Then I will buy food coloring and post some real green tea. Maybe I’ll even use green tea and make it green. Maybe I’ll make iced tea with green tea then add limeade and then add food coloring and put it in a recycled glass and it will be green all the way around.

Oh, yes, I’m sure someone already invented this Lime Palmer or Arnold Limer? Hmm. You see why I went with green tea? Anyway, I’ll be like Al Gore and claim I invented it. Then I’ll hop on a plane with my green tea to warn everyone of the dangers of not going green. Just don’t inhale the exhaust from the jet engine. That’s not green, though maybe it’ll turn your lungs green. No, I think you’ll get black lung. Wait, jets aren’t coal-powered. I don’t know what color your lungs will be, but it can’t be good. Anyway, please send money so I can buy myself a jet to fly around the world to warn about the dangers of flying around the world. Thanks.

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