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Jump! Or Be a Snackfood.

Many people are familiar with cicadas, most notably the 17-year variety that reaches adulthood every 17 years.

Fewer people, however, are familiar with the 170-year cicada. This fellow spends nearly two hundred years underground, growing and growing each year. By the time they reach adulthood, they can reach heights comparable to a five story building.

Unlike their smaller cousins, the 170-year cicada will feast on animals as well as plants. Being so large, it is difficult for them to get their sustenance from trees, as they can not easily suck the liquids from a tree. Animals make quicker and easier meals.

Suicide is generally recommended if you should be cornered by one of these creatures. Being impaled by their proboscis and having your body drained of its fluids is a generally painful way to go. Best just to jump off a cliff or a tree or whatever height you can reach and let the creature slurp your remains from the ground after you’re already dead.

These are endangered species, so shooting at them to save yourself is against the law.

The last brood of the creatures was back in 1839. Worldwide, some 96,000 people were reportedly killed by these giant cicadas.

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2009-05-16 21:25:24
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Yahh … They are a cranky bunch. My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpappy used to ride them like a bull. He was the Champion of all Europe. I plan to continue his legacy.

Comment by dcr
2009-05-17 00:33:15
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Did you get a giant cicada leather saddle handed down to you from your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpappy?

 
 
Comment by Jessica (Hey Lola)
2009-05-17 00:21:32
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Great….one more random thing for me to be freaked out about. Wait…this is fake, right? Or is it? I have a friend who’s an entomologist, she’ll totally tell me if you’re lying…but not until tomorrow because it’s almost 1 a.m. now and normal people are asleep…so right now I’m going to hide under my bed from the giant cicada but tomorrow…tomorrow I’ll know the truth.

Comment by dcr
2009-05-17 00:32:28
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Wait. How’d you sneak past moderation? ;)

Totally real. Looks like it’s in its 76th trimester too.

 
 
Comment by JD at I Do Things
2009-05-17 09:06:53
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ACK! How the heck do these things live underground for so long? It ain’t right, I tells ya. These ones aren’t surfacing any time soon, are they?

Comment by dcr
2009-05-17 22:36:21
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Rumor is they live off the sewers, eating gators or something. That’s why they only let the professionals go down there. And, if you have like a manhole in the middle of your street and you’ve ever heard strange sounds beneath it, don’t go near there. That’s the larvae crawling thru the sewer tunnels eating up the gators. Or sewer workers that don’t wear their hard hats like they should.

 
 
Comment by dcr
2009-05-17 22:36:41
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Challenge accepted.

 
 
Comment by meleah rebeccah
2009-05-18 01:11:36
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this totally FREAKED me out! YUCK! I hate ANY and ALL bugs!

 
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