When the whole world starts a-gettin’ you down and city life just isn’t what it used to be, it is comforting to know that you can pack it all up and take the whole city with you when you go…

When you go into the great beyond, where the stars shine bright and none of them are on crack.

You just fire up your polycarbonate geese and off you go, into the wild black yonder. Off you go, where moon paste comes in a tube and it turns your teeth a bright bluish white. So bright it looks like it’s glowing even without a black light. But there’s plenty of black light in space. Watch out for that dwarf star, and black holes and black matter.

Space isn’t for sissies and when you go into the great beyond, you’ll see the stars shine bright and none of them want you to watch their latest movie which was a remake of a remake of something that nobody liked in the first place.

So, off you go with your polycarbonate geese and your city and your friends who had no idea that you could do that. Everyone is in shock and panicking. There is rioting in the streets. But, you can rise above it all, because you know what’s going on. You’re filming it all and laughing it up, because you know this is going to be a killer video on YouTube. Mayhem in space! The space city goes wild!

When you go into the great beyond, you’ll wonder why you never did before. You’ll see stars shine bright, until they get pulled into black holes and all the light disappears and you realize you’re in too close, so you fire up the geese, but they’re struggling. They can’t breathe but it’s okay because they’re made of concrete so they don’t need to breathe!

Whew! You made it. But just be careful of those space deer!

This has been a response to Speedcat’s “Space Kissing Booth and the Giant Corndog Boob” post.

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