Once again, I stole the title style from JD so you can blame her for the title ending with a preposition.

Anyway, there are things that even JD will not do for you. Luckily for you, I’m here to fill in for those things. In the past, I have done such things as taking pictures of manila envelopes and taking pictures of empty bottles.

This time, I took pictures of a banana so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.

We’re not going to get into the politics of banana production, instead, simply enjoy photos of bananas.

You’ve already seen the banana photographed above, so now below you can see it in Star Trek: The Banana Generation phaser mode:

Below, we have a film noir banana pistol:

This next one is a bit more mysterious. The banana pistol appears to have been left somewhere, but what is that ominous shadow? Is someone approaching, preparing to arm themselves with a banana? Or, is the shadow that of a closing door, from the murderer fleeing the scene, leaving the banana weapon behind?

Here is a banana, all alone in the dark, half-naked, not knowing anyone is watching. Who’s watching the banana? Is it the mystery murderer from the previous scene? A banana stalker gone bananas? Who will save the lone banana?

Alas, no hero arrived in time. All that remains of the lonely banana is the banana peel, carefully left behind by the murderer. Or, was the banana simply kidnapped, left in a baggie to be sliced and cut into a fruit salad or perhaps a Jell-O mold?

The banana is never seen again. The show must go on, however, and so our producers have found a replacement banana.

But what fate will await this banana? Will the ghost of the banana past show up to ruin the scenes? Will this banana suffer the same unknown destiny? That’s a story to be continued for another day!

Or not.

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