Holy Cr*p! They’re Barcoding Toilet Paper!
Look at that! They are barcoding our toilet paper now!
That’s so they can keep track of how many sheets you use! Newer toilets can scan these barcodes and, when you exceed your monthly limit, cut you off from flushing!
That’s right! Once you’ve exceeded your monthly quota of toilet paper tissues, you will not be able to flush anymore! You will be locked out until the following month!
Better stock up on air fresheners.
I wonder how many people will believe this…
The “barcode” was not added in Photoshop. That’s actually on the toilet tissue. It’s not really a barcode, as many of you probably realized. I think it’s just added reinforcement to keep the two plies together.
I remember when bar codes came out, at first nothing but a blip on the rader… then a bunch of weirdos got together and said it was a sign of the antichrist. My Mom (who is a Pentecostal) used to take me to all these terrifying movies at these mega churches in Denver. I had to be 7 or 8 and the premise was if you did not have a bar code tattooed on yourself, you would not get any milk for your babies and they would also line up all the Christians on balconies and shoot them.
So of course for about 3 or 4 years I went through this stage where I didn’t want to admit to anyone I was a Christian and I was terrified of barcodes.
Thank God my Dad was a Lutheran and a hippie… and after years of smoking weeds and switching to the Lutheran faith I have entirely lost my fear of bar codes. ;0P
Now you just have to worry about being chipped.
Yes well chipping is the devils works.
Hmmm - I think I’ve seen this on my paper towels too. It IS a conspiracy!
Thanks for the giggles.
Good lord!! i did hear that they are going to start putting barcodes on babies as they are born. Pumpkin has a chip in his shoulder so if found they know where to return him to.
It’s all so sci-fi!!!