Comments on: Holy Cr*p! They’re Barcoding Toilet Paper! http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/ Motivating readers to believe, act, and achieve by looking at life with wit, wisdom, and engaging creativity Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:22:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Michelle Gartner http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/#comment-28752 Michelle Gartner Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:30:38 +0000 http://www.dcrblogs.com/?p=2045#comment-28752 Yes well chipping is the devils works. Yes well chipping is the devils works.

]]> By: Debo Hobo http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/#comment-28750 Debo Hobo Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:14:23 +0000 http://www.dcrblogs.com/?p=2045#comment-28750 Good lord!! i did hear that they are going to start putting barcodes on babies as they are born. Pumpkin has a chip in his shoulder so if found they know where to return him to. It's all so sci-fi!!! Good lord!! i did hear that they are going to start putting barcodes on babies as they are born. Pumpkin has a chip in his shoulder so if found they know where to return him to.

It’s all so sci-fi!!!

]]> By: teeni http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/#comment-28749 teeni Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:51:43 +0000 http://www.dcrblogs.com/?p=2045#comment-28749 Hmmm - I think I've seen this on my paper towels too. It IS a conspiracy! ;) Thanks for the giggles. :) Hmmm - I think I’ve seen this on my paper towels too. It IS a conspiracy! ;)

Thanks for the giggles. :)

]]> By: dcr http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/#comment-28748 dcr Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:42:46 +0000 http://www.dcrblogs.com/?p=2045#comment-28748 Now you just have to worry about being chipped. ;-) Now you just have to worry about being chipped. ;-)

]]> By: Michelle Gartner http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/#comment-28746 Michelle Gartner Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:50:05 +0000 http://www.dcrblogs.com/?p=2045#comment-28746 I remember when bar codes came out, at first nothing but a blip on the rader... then a bunch of weirdos got together and said it was a sign of the antichrist. My Mom (who is a Pentecostal) used to take me to all these terrifying movies at these mega churches in Denver. I had to be 7 or 8 and the premise was if you did not have a bar code tattooed on yourself, you would not get any milk for your babies and they would also line up all the Christians on balconies and shoot them. So of course for about 3 or 4 years I went through this stage where I didn't want to admit to anyone I was a Christian and I was terrified of barcodes. Thank God my Dad was a Lutheran and a hippie... and after years of smoking weeds and switching to the Lutheran faith I have entirely lost my fear of bar codes. ;0P I remember when bar codes came out, at first nothing but a blip on the rader… then a bunch of weirdos got together and said it was a sign of the antichrist. My Mom (who is a Pentecostal) used to take me to all these terrifying movies at these mega churches in Denver. I had to be 7 or 8 and the premise was if you did not have a bar code tattooed on yourself, you would not get any milk for your babies and they would also line up all the Christians on balconies and shoot them.

So of course for about 3 or 4 years I went through this stage where I didn’t want to admit to anyone I was a Christian and I was terrified of barcodes.

Thank God my Dad was a Lutheran and a hippie… and after years of smoking weeds and switching to the Lutheran faith I have entirely lost my fear of bar codes. ;0P

]]> By: dcr http://www.dcrblogs.com/2009/06/15/holy-crp-theyre-barcoding-toilet-paper/#comment-28745 dcr Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:49:57 +0000 http://www.dcrblogs.com/?p=2045#comment-28745 I wonder how many people will believe this... The "barcode" was not added in Photoshop. That's actually on the toilet tissue. It's not really a barcode, as many of you probably realized. I think it's just added reinforcement to keep the two plies together. I wonder how many people will believe this…

The “barcode” was not added in Photoshop. That’s actually on the toilet tissue. It’s not really a barcode, as many of you probably realized. I think it’s just added reinforcement to keep the two plies together.

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