Banana Borg
Just when you thought it was safe to reach back into the fruit basket… It’s the banana borg! One of a bunch of eight. You will be potassiumated. Resistance is slippery.
This used to be Tech Tuesday. Not for over a year, though!
This is one of those useless posts that is sure to make my blog immensely popular this month. I don’t get it. I post useful posts, and no one reads them. I post something completely off the wall, and people come crawling out of the woodwork to see them.
Maybe I should throw in some keywords to bring in the readers: banana borg, banana showing skin, one of eight, not seven of nine, not Jeri Ryan, not a picture of a naked woman eating a banana, bananarama, gone bananas, heaven help us all, what is this blog coming to, not a picture of a naked woman in an apron preparing a banana, not a banana and peanut butter sandwich like Elvis liked, not a stripper wearing a banana suit, banana banana banana, wherefore art thou my banana, not a vintage banana, not an antique banana, not a post on how not to go bananas, who needs a shrink, can you post banana photos on a WordPress blog, one banana two banana yellow banana green banana, did Dr. Seuss ever write about bananas, banana bing, bing bing bing, living in a banana republic, not a banana history report, no Dole bananas here, not about how to eat a banana, not a fried banana in the joint, not a banana museum, where have all the bananas gone?
There. That should get me some interesting traffic, no? I just hope no one comes looking for a naked Elvis painting with a banana leather frame.
You know what would be good? A banana dipped in chocolate. A chocolate-covered banana. On a stick.
A banana milkshake! A banana creme pie! There’s no limit to what you can do with a banana!
Even if it’s only making silly pictures with them.
Holy crap you’ve gone bananas!!!!
I feel like I’m tripping! Banana borgs! What next?
(Chocolate-covered bananas sound like a good waste of chocolate.)
You are very weird …..
HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!