The Mother (& Father) of All Banana Borg
After yesterday’s blog post about the Banana Borg, I know what you’re thinking…
You’re wondering how it could even be possible for a cyborg banana to exist.
Well, are you in for a surprise!
You see, it all starts when a banana hooks up with a mouse.
A mouse? Oh, I see, you think the mouse would eat the banana. Well, you might be right, but where you’re wrong is in thinking about the wrong type of mouse.
You see, I have an exclusive photo of the origins of the banana borg. Not even The National Enquirer could get a hold of this exclusive photo!
So, pat yourself on the back right now for choosing to read my blog instead. This is where you’ll find all the fruity scandals! Probably.
I went through a lot of trouble to get this photo for you. Many Bothans died in order to deliver the information that led to the capture of this image, so you should be grateful for their sacrifice so that you might know the truth.
And, being that truth is what we are all, at our core, after, you should be doubly grateful, for you not only get to satisfy your prurient interest but also your inner yearning for truth.
And by a truth we say the truth is the truth we say we’re after even when we don’t say we’re after the truth we seek and even though we may speak of wanting the truth while not really meaning we want the truth but still maintaining an inner desire for the truth, to speak the truth and to keep unhidden the truth even if our very natures belie the truth, that is but our outward nature and not the inner nature passionately seeking to be free and to escape and to learn the truth, to study the truth and to, ultimately, release that truth so that others who also seek that same truth might find it.
And, so thusly, this photo is released to the world, revealing the shocking origins of the banana borg. There is no turning back now! Do not scroll down further if you do not wish to see it, if you do not wish to have the truth revealed to you.
Of course, you know you cannot resist, for resistance is futile and your yearning for the truth will overcome any desire to keep it hidden away.
This is the last warning you will receive. Are you ready for the truth? Are you truly ready? Deep down, you are ready, though you may not be ready to admit that and, if you cannot readily admit it, seeing the shocking truth now may be too much for you to handle and I cannot accept any responsibility for any damage done to your psyche once the truth has been uncovered for you.
Well, then, take a deep breath and revel in the truth of the banana borg origins…
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