I call this “Hammer Time!” For one thing, the hands are hammers. For another thing, since it’s not a real clock, you can’t touch this!

Would look great in your tool room or kitchen. Or your kitchen tool room. Space is tight these days. You might have to double up. I’m not passing any judgments on you if your tool room is also your kitchen or vice versa. Even Julia Child was known to use a blow torch now and then.

But, since it’s not real, like I told you, you can’t touch this. Yeah, you can’t touch this. You can’t hang it on your wall either! So, get with the weather and say “hi” to Heather. This clock has no tether!

It’s off the wall, because it’s never been real! But, if it were, it would be a steal of a deal. Ha ha, he he, yee haw, y’all! And you know it’s off the hook, and the envy of ev’ry crook, because you can’t touch this. Naw, y’all. You can’t touch this!

Break it down? It runs on 2 AA batteries, or, at least, that’s I how envision it would run. Maybe it would need AC current, though. Hammers are pretty heavy for a small motor to turn around. We’ll need some horsepower on this baby. What say you? Maybe?

But wait…

Maybe you’re running late
For an important date
With your cute neighbor Kate.

Could be a trick of fate,
You gotta call from Nate
Who needs to get a plate?

It’s an annoying trait
Of your ol’ pal & mate
To cause you to be late.

But wait…

You’ve gotta pay the freight
To fetch his dining crate
Which was sent a cheap rate.

When you at least meet Kate,
For your important date,
She says, “Sorry, ate…

…with Nate.”

But, wait…

Stop! Hammer time!

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