Yes, You Too Can Be a Blogging Millionaire
So, you want to make big bucks blogging? Well, here is the path to fame and fortune, starting with a blog.
1. Change your name to U2 because you too want to be rich and famous.
2. Start a blog under your new name.
3. Get lots of traffic and make some good money selling ads.
4. Get sued by U2 for trademark infringement and probably several other legal violations.
5. Lose your case. Badly.
6. Move into your friend’s basement.
Oops. Your friend lives in a trailer park? So much the better for your story!
6. Move under your friend’s trailer.
7. Share food with the raccoons.
8. Write a book about your experience.
9. Rewrite the book after the raccoons ate your first book. Be sure to mention this in your new book.
10. Get your book published.
11. Appear on Oprah.
12. Cry. A lot. Be careful not to jump on Oprah’s couch, though. It would just make you look like a lunatic.
13. Sell hundreds of thousands of books because of your appearance on Oprah. As the author, that will entitle you to royalties probably in the neighborhood of tens of dollars.
14. Sell the movie rights to your life story.
15. The movie soundtrack will feature songs by U2, making them even richer.
Congratulations! You have helped U2 make millions more because of your blog!
“Rewrite the book after the raccoons ate your first book. Be sure to mention this in your new book.”
that made me laugh out loud.
Now that sounds like a path I can follow.
I laughed out loud and read it to my husband. We are both writers. Tom’s sister just let him know she went ahead and published THE GREAT GUNFIGHT by Deborah K. Dockery with PUBLISH AMERICA!
I have to admit this was a good read! Thank you! So, how do you become a blogging millionaire? TJ