What Would You Do, Redux

What would you do if money was all gone?
Would you stand up and sing a silly song?
What if all the world was going downhill,
Would you swallow a bitter little pill?
Would you stay up until the morning dawn
Working for peanuts and a dried brown lawn?
Would you move into a small dirty car
And park it outside of the local bar?
Would you still keep writing a daily blog
While sharing a pen with a muddy hog?
Or, would you just sit out on your dead lawn
While you finished your milk and last bonbon?



I would sit on the brown lawn with a bon bon and grey pu pon!
Why is Grey Poupon yellow?
I would loot the Apple Store
That’d be moot. Zoot zoot!