Hello, Mr. Groundhog.

I bet you’ve seen some strange things so far in your short life.

I bet you’ve seen one of your friends take home an odd wife,
And that she was a squirrel made for a terr’ble strife.

I bet you have seen some friends chased away by a broom
That was made with a stick and some old Fruit of the Loom.

I bet you have some friends who just hang out at the zoo.
I bet for fun they speak to snakes, saying “coo” or “moo.”

But surely you’ve never seen a banana gone blue?

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