Psychedelic Blog Post
Would you tango for two to hang out at the zoo? Would you sit down and play the wazoo?
Could you have and hold a great silver mold and use it to make something bold?
Would you leech at the beach and get sand in your feech and make foodle wagoogle ga goo?
Oh, I get by with a lil’ help from Google trends. I get by with a lil’ help from steel with the bends.
Would you bloogle a woogle to sooth a noodle if it meant soggy soup for the stew?
Would you be happy for one month or two? Would you take it to the corner wagoo?
Oh, it’s sad to be mad when you’re glad for a lad who had a supper for new.
Would you wear a wooden shoe to make tulips for you if you had a flower factory? Would it be satisfactory to the olfactory or would you close to make a moo?
Hoodles of doodles and goodles of moodles say you cannoo cachoo cachoo. Want to, do you, do you?
Would you get trippy with a hippy to drink from a sippy and act all pippy when you start to feel tippy and start to feel nippy and more than a little mippy when you can’t get a grippy when your friend gets lippy and falls off the shippy and you feel zippy so you run with a wippy and make up a quippy as you unload a frippy bippy doo?
Would you, would you, for two?
Life is like an ol’ box of chocolates, with nothing but wrappers and half-chewed rejected candies and goo. Would you like two? One for me and one for you? But you can have mine. That would be fine, as I don’t need a line in the sand for a moggle of pine.
Could you decipher a cypher concealed in the hide of a heifer or would you need an inspection of a lifer who escaped from the jailer and never paid bail–or would you take the cow’s word as a moo?
Who would go crazy for a bag of lazy if it were maize-y and blue? Would that be a clue to get potluck stew and serve it when you’re feeling hazy and quite like a daisy who fell from a sill to the flue? Please send a SASE if you’d like a raise-y or send the dollar of two, down at the zoo, where penguins are too, woo woo wooey woo.
Do you want to maintain focus or be like a crocus and gone when the summer comes due? If it’s focus you want, begin by putting that focus on something you like, like a lion and a moon bat at the zoo. Or maybe a car or that girl at the bar. Or maybe just the brightest star.
You put that focus, no hocus pocus, on that thing that you like, oh, so-so. Once you can keep that image in mind, hold it for as long as you can. Keep holding, keep holding and keep on trucking, and see how long you can keep that image in mind. But don’t go off the road or you’ll get fined!
Sparklies! Sparklies! Who likes the sparklies?
And once you have the focus and once you’ve lost the focus, keep track of the time. Resolve to do better next time. You just have to keep practicing, as much as you can. Over time, you’ll see that your focus will improve. You’ll be able to keep those images in mind longer and longer. Yes, you can!
And then the health care system will get all screwed over and you’ll wait in line just for an appointment and you’ll never be treated on time. But, it’s okay. You’ll be fine, until they deny the service you need because you’re not worth it. You’re just a number. When you’re gone, there’ll be another in line.
But keep your focus and keep practicing to hold it. Once you’ve achieved satisfactory results, move on to concentrating on things that are less liked by you. Pick things you find boring and uninspiring. Like Mr. Teleprompter. Try to focus on those things and keep practicing.
Through the course of your life, you’ll have many occasions where you’ll need to focus on tasks that are unpleasant or just nauseatingly boring. But, it will be important to focus, so focus you must! So, to be ready when the time is at hand, it’s best to be in practice. So, practice away! Always practice! Keep it up! When ever you have a spare moment, practice! Like, when you’re waiting in line to get some cough medicine and Dr. Gov tells you it’ll be a two week wait.
Oooh, sparklies!
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