Ant Farmers
So, you thought people invented farming and domesticating animals for our own needs?
Think again!
Ants have had their own dairy farms for who knows how long. See the little aphids? They produce a “milk” which is called honeydew. Ants love this stuff. So, they farm the little aphids so they can have it!
The ants “milk” the aphids by stroking them with their antennae, which gets the aphids to release their honeydew, kind of like how farmers milk cows by, well, you know.
Ants are amazing creatures, but they scare the crap out of me!
They only scare me when they’re the size of a cat or when they’re in very large numbers.
Give me a long M
‘Mmmm’
Give me a short M
‘m’
Don’t give me no pop, no pop
Don’t give me no tea, no tea
Just give me that milk,
moo, moo, moo, moo
Wisconsin milk
moo, moo, moo, moo
Give me a long I
‘Iiiii’
Give me a short I
‘i’
Don’t give me no pop, no pop
Don’t give me no tea, no tea
Just give me that milk,
moo, moo, moo, moo
Wisconsin milk
moo, moo, moo, moo
Give me a long L
‘Lllll’
Give me a short L
‘l’
Don’t give me no pop, no pop
Don’t give me no tea, no tea
Just give me that milk,
moo, moo, moo, moo
Wisconsin milk
moo, moo, moo, moo
Give me a long K
‘Kkkkk’
Give me a short K
‘k’
Don’t give me no pop, no pop
Don’t give me no tea, no tea
Just give me that milk,
moo, moo, moo, moo
Wisconsin milk
moo, moo, moo, moo
Give me a long milk
‘Chocolate’
Give me a short milk
’skim’
Don’t give me no pop, no pop
Don’t give me no tea, no tea
Just give me that milk,
moo, moo, moo, moo
Wisconsin milk
moo, moo, moo, moo
Give me a real milk
‘Whole’
Give me a fake milk
‘Soy’
Don’t give me no pop, no pop
Don’t give me no tea, no tea
Just give me that milk,
moo, moo, moo, moo
Wisconsin milk
moo, moo, moo, moooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heheheheheeee
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??? Right back at you!
where the song go?
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