How People Found My Blog in July
I haven’t done this in a while, or so it seems, so here goes another exciting round of ways people found my blog. Maybe you are among them? You didn’t find what you wanted but decided to stick around for the lingering disappointment?
creepy gu - If you like your gu creepy, this is the place to be, I guess, according to Google.
creative - At least Bing sends me some normal people.
Twitter - I’m thinking Bing rocks at this point.
Where do I see myself in year 2029 - Bing again.
aphids - Bing!
change - When people are looking for change, Bing sends them here.
Elgin Starburst Clock - Hey, Google is still around after all!
circle - Okay, maybe Bing is losing its mind at points.
dreams - Got dreams? Bing sends ‘em here.
things - Sometimes, I guess people just search for things. Bing sends them here for that too.
sexy ideas for her - Evidently, I was on page 2 of Google for this one for a bit.
my neighbor’s daughter debbie gibson - Two people found me in Google using this phrase. My blog doesn’t show up at all for this search term now. Weird.
daring bold jumping spider - Page one of Google. Woohoo!
cheese - Bing again. Apparently, if people are concerned about cheese not being consider part of “everything” then Bing sends them my way.
weird stuff on eBay - Page two on Google. Maybe I should do an updated one and get on page one again.
clock - I must try to figure out why Bing loves me so.
bread - Bing!
barbie kitchen carousel - Two people found me through Google with this search term that this blog no longer shows up for.
barbie carousel kitchen - Two people found me with this one too. The same ones?
shame - Is Bing trying to tell me something?
chair - Maybe I should start selling home furnishings. Is that what Bing is trying to tell me?
flowers - I told you Bing loves me.
vintage - I like Bing.
brisket rubber - Dang you, Google! My brisket did not turn out like rubber at all!
nude woman baking - Bing or Google? Yep, Google. Page two.
tiny fairy “wings” “her breasts” - I think perhaps Google is the search engine of choice for creepy people.
swine - I’m beginning to think Bing users don’t know they can search using more than one word at a time.
brisket with coke and liquid smoke - Hey, look, a Google search who can rhyme! Isn’t that sublime?
award winning blogs - Yeah, Yahoo, that’s what I’m talking about!
naked sultry - If you guessed Google, you were right!
Snowminator - Thanks, Google. Maybe I ought to make a short film…
creepy guy staring in window commercial - #1 in Google!
secret - Shh. It’s a secret that Bing sent them here.
naked - Guess I wrote too soon about all the creepy searches being on Google.
seriously - Seriously? Seriously. Seriously, Bing? Seriously. What do people think this is? Gray’s Anatomy? Seriously.
lilies - Bing loves some flowers.
retro - Ha ha! Bing loves me for some vintage and some retro! Maybe I ought to bring back Retroyears!
search for believe guy site - Who is the believe guy? I bet they were disappointed when they read that particular post.
seven of nine borg naked pictures - #5 in Google. Look where Google sent ‘em.
banana - At least Bing gave them what they wanted. Kind of.
hot photo - Good job, Google!
Long Tail Grasshopper - #1! Woohoo! Thanks, Google!
believe achieve - Was on page two, now on page three. Boo, Google, boo!
“women with tails” - You already know this was a Google search, don’t you?
real pictures of men in underwear - I think this Yahoo user may have been disappointed.
boysspace - I don’t want to know what this Google user might have been looking for…
failure - Really, Bing. That was uncalled for.
how to get the letters used in password which get dot if we type in email accounts - What are you asking me for, Google?
naked chics wearing aprons - I bet you realized this was a Google search too.
happy - C’mon, get happy with Bing!
oz of gold for loaf of bread - Sounds like a deal to me. I’ll give this Google search two loaves of bread for an ounce of gold even. Two for one!
fairy “wings” “her breasts” fly - You guessed it. Google.
tails for weird people - Weird people use Google to look for tails?
loser - Now Bing is just being mean.
hot woman bodies nake - The Google searcher was too anxious to find this that he forgot the “d”!
milkweed seeds - A two-word search from Bing!!!
love comes down upon us and it flows like water - Page one in Google! In French?
photos of men in their underwear - I need to write an eBook on underwear, with pictures, or something.
thinking - Bing thinks this is the place for thinking. You think?
what is the point of living sometimes without being childish - Google. Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Doctor Who.
how to make $1,000,000 in a week - When you find out, let me know.
“men in female underwear” - The Google searchers in Germany aren’t much better…
Dream act believe tattoo - Right now, someone could be out there with my avatar tattooed on them, hopefully in a not inappropriate location.
michelle gartner indiana - Someone’s looking for Michelle in all the wrong places.
women with tails pics - Oy.
shopping naked men - Are the naked men shopping or is someone shopping for naked men?
hot bottom chicks photos - Buy the apron, you yahoo!
free photo of burt ward nude - Sorry but you need to go here for a free photo of burt ward nude.
nude star trek actresses - Why don’t you try steampunk Star Trek instead?
hollydale mental hospital - Speedy needs to be careful with the comments he leaves. 
Well, now you will get LOTS of hits for the hollydale mental hospital !!!!
( thats cheating )
My biggest draws FOREVER have been UGLY DOG and Megan Fox bikini . . . [[ a keyword experiment that was very successful ]] Most hits are from “images” at my blog, tens of thousands from Google.
See you next week at the hollydale mental hospital
Augghhh- I hope that’s not the same weirdo I think it is looking for me.
I am trying to be kind of low key online lately.
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