Women Flock to Men with Fancy Watches
At least, that’s what my spam tells me.
I don’t believe them, though. I’ve never seen woman say, “Wow, look at his Rolex watch! I must have that guy’s children!” Never seen a fancy watch make someone the life of the party either, which is something my spam also tells me happens.
My spam says, too, that a way to a woman’s heart is with my watch. So, does that mean you could win over a Swiss model with a Swatch?
I’m beginning to think my spam is lying to me. What do you think?
I don’t think I’ve worn a watch since high school. Actually, in high school, or at some point in high school, I think I switched to a pocket watch.
Before that, I had a calculator watch. Or, I should say I had a series of calculator watches. One of them I modified to have a little red flashlight. Red because that was the only color LED I had. Oh, how nice it would have been to have a super bright LED back then! As it was, the red LED didn’t provide a lot of illumination, but it was cool.
Or, at least I thought it was cool. And that’s all that matters, really.
Before the advent of calculator watches, I think I just had regular watches. Not sure if I had a Star Wars watch, but maybe.
All I really remember, though, is regular watches, calculator watches and then a pocket watch. I didn’t “modify” the pocket watch at all, though.
My pocket watch from high school no longer works. It was the wind-up kind, and the mechanism eventually wore out or something.
My current pocket watch is battery-operated, which means I won’t know what time it is if we ever get hit by an EMP bomb. Maybe one day I’ll get the winding kind again.
Anyway… Watch your watch. Apparently, all the ladies are watching for your watch. Watch out! If you get too fancy a watch, women will want you.
I have found women have a thing for stethoscopes … esp. ones with a watch in them
I think it may just be the doctor’s lab coat.
I’m all married now but if you were wearing a fancy cereal box watch…say, bright orange….maybe with some Muppets or something like that on it…I’d probably give you a second look. Seriously. Cause I’m a sucker for a guy with a cereal box watch. (Is it sad that I’m not really kidding?)
What about one of those secret decoder watches, that work as a watch and they also decode your secret messages?
I don’t have a leaving comments avatar…my comment has a spooky shadow guy next to it. It looks like a spooky shadow guy is the sucker for guys in cereal box watches. Creepy.
Wait….now I do have a real leaving comments avatar. What the heck is going on here? Your blog is totally messing with me.
It helps if you spell your name right.
I’ll fix it for you when I get back into the Admin…
It’s the weirdest thing. When viewing you blog on Explorer6 half the text slides into the blue background which renders it unreadable. I only have E6 at work and left my laptop in the car, so I can’t read you on Mozilla like I normally do. I like men with great watches because it means they have no good excuse for being late.
It looks okay in IE7 or Firefox. Weird.
Are these men just wearing watches, because I heard ladies like that… I am just repeating what I heard.