I’ve talked about fancy watches a lot this week. And, you know, I bet by now you’re thinking you might like to have a nice watch.

Not a Nolex or some ridiculous off-brand, but the genuine article: a Rolex, a Submariner, a Sanyo, a Hydrocodone, a Codeine, a Yachtmaster, a Daytona 500, or an Indianapolis Speedway. Who knows? I know clocks, not watches.

The bottom line is that you might like a nice watch for yourself. And, even if you don’t want a watch, you might like to have the money to buy a watch. Perhaps not to buy a watch but to buy yourself something else nice.

What I’m getting at is that you’d like some extra money.

Well, you’re in luck, because I’m going to tell you how you might be able to get some extra money. Maybe you’ll buy yourself a nice watch, a nice pair of shoes or maybe just a six-pack of toilet paper. Look, there are no guarantees in life, but I think most people would rather buy toilet paper than use washable, reusable towels for the, um, dirty end of things.

Which bring us to this:

Look at that dirty bathroom sink. It’s positively filthy!

Do you think you could clean that up? I bet you could. I bet you could clean that up real nice, baby. Yeah, scrub it good now. I bet you’d get that sparkling clean. Lather it up with some Bon Ami, baby, and squeeze, yeah squeeze, that little wet sponge of yours and scrub that grime good. Punish that dirty grime. Punish it, baby! Clean it up!

I bet you’re feeling a little dirty right now, aren’t you? That’s because you’re imagining yourself cleaning that up, and it’s so real, you feel like you’re getting dirty. At any rate, you know you could clean that up. No problem, right?

Well, I bet you’d be pretty good with a broom now too:

That’s right, baby. Sweep up that dirt! Swing it back and forth, back and forth. C’mon, swing it like you mean it! Swoosh! Swoosh! That’s it! You can do it! Keep it going! More! Clean it up some more! That floor is full of stuff that needs to be swept up. Back and forth, back and forth. Keep it up!

See? It’s not that hard, is it? And you could get paid to do it. You don’t even need to work for the man. You be the man! Or the woman! Whatever.

At any way, if you can swing it like you mean it and scrub it like you mean it too, you might want to consider trying to earn some extra cash with some office cleaning income from your own office cleaning business. Just click the link to learn more. Click it, baby. You know you want to.

And then you can take your earnings and (maybe) buy yourself a nice Submariner watch. They really go the distance, or so my spam tells me. Or was that a different spam? Anyway…

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