Yes, I’d like two dozen of the codeine, a case of the hydrocodone and do you have any of the chocolate-covered Lipitor?

I swear, this gets me every time I get spam: “We have your favorite Rx medications!”

Seriously, do you have a favorite prescription medication? I mean, sure, you may need certain prescriptions to stay in good health, but do those really count as favorites? Do you look forward to swallowing one pill over another?

You know, I have to take a half dozen pills a day to live, but I swear I just love the way this Avapro pill goes down. It’s my favorite!

I mean, really? Is there anyone that thinks like that when it comes to their prescription drugs? Does anyone go, “Oh, goodie! The pharmacy called and my Zestril came in! I can’t wait to pick it up!”

This stuff turns my stools green. It’s awesome!

I don’t know. I just can’t get my head around the concept of having a favorite prescription medication. If the doctor told you you could stop taking a medication because you didn’t need it anymore, are you going to beg him to reconsider?

Since starting this new medication, I sleep soundly at night. I wake up feeling well-rested and ready to start the day, which I do once I clean up all the loose stools from the bedding.

I can’t imagine having something I would call a favorite prescription drug. I suppose if you became addicted to painkillers or something, you might call it your favorite. But, if you’re an addict, that’s a whole other issue. For the non-addict, can you really have a favorite prescription drug?

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