Furday Friday
Imagine there’s a post here.
Imagine it’s furry and free.
Or maybe it’s just all furry.
Furry Friday but maybe not free.
Maybe it’s a fee furry Friday.
Maybe you need to pay a quarter to read this post.
Yeah, maybe that sounds like a good plan.
Oops. You’ve already read it.
You owe me a quarter.
Thanks.
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Is your tongue really furry- because that’s a sign you have been smoking too much dope.
A slurpee from 7-11 will fix that- now you owe me a quarter for fixing your problem.
Nope. I don’t have a furry tongue, so you haven’t solved a problem. So, you still owe me a quarter. Plus, you’ve attempted to defame me on my own blog–you’re as bad as Google Sidewiki!!!–for which we could get lawyers involved, or you could just owe me a settlement of another quarter.
So, you’re up to fifty cents now.