Your Questions Answered
In this post, I’m going to run through some of the questions that come up in my stats. That is, these are questions people typed into the search engines and, for whatever reason, the search engine thought I had the answer.
So, we knew Google was dumb, but who knew it was this dumb? Anyway, on to the questions…
why you don t sneeze in arm?
I answered that in this post, “Don’t Sneeze on Your Sleeve!”
how can i achive my goals?
That’s an easy one. Buy my eBook. Wait… That’s the answer to the question of how do I achieve my goals. If you want the answer to how to achieve your goals, well, good luck with that. But, maybe you could buy my eBook anyway?
how do our laws and customs differ from those in other countries?
They differ in many ways.
why do women pose naked for some guys and not others?
I’m guessing that (a) they pose for guys that are professional photographers willing to pay them reasonable rates and (b) they’re not going to drop their clothes for some guy that seems creepy. And, sorry buddy, but if you’re asking the question, odds are good you’re in the latter group. Try manikins or 3D modeling.
what is the most popular video on youtube?
I don’t know, but here is my most popular video on YouTube.
who made the barbie kitchen carousel?
Mattel, I presume.
what years are things considered antique?
It’s generally more determined by age than specific years. For example, things that are 50-100 years old can generally be considered antique. For the current year, that would mean things made earlier than 1959 or 1909. For electrical powered and electronic items, they can be considered antique after about 25 years. So a computer or power tool made in 1984 or earlier can now be considered an antique.
why is cheese yellow?
Well, I know why American cheese is yellow.
how to move automatic watch?
Pack it in a box with everything else. If you’re worried about scratching, wrap it in a soft cloth and bubble wrap.
what make american cheese yellow?
I just told you why American cheese is yellow.
what is something you want to achieve?
For you to buy my eBook.
why dont you want me?
If you don’t leave me alone, I’m filing a restraining order.
why is chese yellow?
I already told you why American cheese is yellow. Extrapolate.
So, there you go. Your questions answered. Maybe. Aren’t you glad I’m here, because the search engines–cough, Google–certainly aren’t doing their job?
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