MMM. Tasty.

So, anyway, I haven’t done this in a while, so it’s past time to do one. Here’s how people have found me so far this month…

don t give me no pop no pop don t give me no tea no tea - No idea.

hollydale mental hospital - Apparently, this is somewhat of a hot topic.

burt ward nude - It’s not here! See Michelle!!!

hot chick wearing apron - If you’re a hot chick, or know one, you should buy this apron, take of picture of yourself (or her, if you’re not the hot chick), post it on your blog, and I’ll link to you. Maybe. Free link from a PR0 site! Well, almost free. You still have to buy the apron.

And, yes, the FTC wants you to know that if you buy the aforementioned apron, I, a blogger, will be compensated for it in the form of a ridiculously low amount of money that won’t pay a single one of my bills but the FTC thought you should know that because I might be motivated to promote the purchase of that apron for the little bit of money I’ll get when, you know, one of you actually buys the thing. Typical results, which the FTC also wants me to pass along, are that no one will buy the apron and I will not make a dime off of this promotion. Average results are that one person might buy the apron, for which I will earn a couple dollars, which I will later lose due to inactivity fees charged to my account when I have not reached the payout limit to receive a check and have not made a sale within a certain period of time, after which they start charging dormancy fees, at which point I lose what little money I already made. In other words, I make nothing. I lose money. Well, I don’t know if I can really lose money I never really had, but the bottom line is that this is the usual situation and this is all stuff the FTC wanted you to know, because they think otherwise you will behave like a mindless zombie and buy these aprons in droves just because I posted about them, but the reality is quite different, but government employees and politicians do not always live in the world of reality, so real world results are not nearly as important as the things which happen in their overactive imaginations and those things are that the zombie apocalypse has already arrived and if they don’t start regulating blogs, the whole world will fall apart because everyone knows that everyone hangs on every word posted by every blogger that they read and if a blogger should happen to suggest they buy something, they will buy it for no other reason than because the blogger said they should and if the blogger gets a commission for making that recommendation, well, that is just wrong. Or something. I don’t know anymore. But, at any rate, you now have my full disclosure that, in theory, I’ll make money if you buy an apron. And, since I’d really like to make some money, I’d really like for you to buy an apron, but only like if at least 10 of you (or more) actually buy an apron, because any less than that will mean that I’ll probably lose whatever money I, in theory, earned due to dormancy fees which will eventually strike, because you all refuse to behave like zombies and buy everything (or anything) I recommend. So, once again, if you buy an apron, I make money. I hope. We’ll see.

naked woman apron - See above.

blue banana town images - Got me.

hot naked women on women - Whoa. Dude. None of that kind of stuff is here. Probably.

werid nude woman pic - I think this might be a Star Trek enthusiast…

silly picture of bananas - I think I did a whole week of those!

assassin bugs niche - Mine! Go away!

google naked kids - Pervert!

dreams surely are difficult confusing and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. - Okay, then.

At this point, I have grown weary of look up links. So, no more of that…

i m afraid to have dcr surgery - Me too.

nude underwear - Um, make a decision and go with it!

fancy watches for women - Okay, so I looked that one up.

dreams surely are difficult confusing and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. for fleeting dreams have two gates one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive bringing tidings which come to nought but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them. meaning - Seriously, that’s deep, dude.

picture naked woman covered in creme - I’m not sure I even want to know. What kind of creme?

what can be done instead of dcr - Well, fine, then. Go read someone else’s blog!

naked in her parents basement - Who?

hot nude models nature - You know, if I ever let this domain name expire, you can bet some porn site will grab it.

seven of nine naked - Remember what I said about the Star Trek enthusiasts?

naked women baking - Maybe some cannibalism porn site will grab this domain.

women w/ tails - Well, Halloween is coming up. Maybe go to a costume party?

many times can you press button - Until you get bored.

all nide modelling - Eh?

burt ward naked - Go see Michelle.

how to make $1 000 000 in a day - Not sure but, at this point, if a porn site wants to offer me $1,000,000 for my domain, I might consider it. Er, maybe $2,000,000. Oh, I don’t know. Shoot me an eMail and we can negotiate.

hot chick photos - See, porn site investors? There’s demand here.

bottled frustration - Talk to the hand.

motivation for monday morning - This is it. Don’t let it go. If this ain’t motivation, you better let me know. If this is it, it is what it is. Don’t let it go. If this ain’t it, you better just say no.

bounty kissing the bosun s daughter - I really do not know.

Well, that’s how people have found me so far this month. The scary thing is that the month isn’t over yet…

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