A watch is a watch, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a watch of course
That is, of course, unless the watch is the famous Dr. Shoal

Go right to the source and ask the watch
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Dr. Shoal

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day …………… ((( pause )))
But a watch will never speak unless it has something to say.

A watch is a watch, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til his voice tictocks.
You never heard of a talking watch ?????????????????

Well listen to this

I do not own a watch