I Start Another Blog So You Don’t Have to
Also, I stole another potential blog title from JD so you don’t have to.
First off, let’s start with a song!
If you’re happy and you know it,
Send me dough!
(Buy my book.)
If you’re happy and you know it,
Send me dough!
(Buy my book.)
If you’re happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it–
If you’re happy and you know it,
Send me dough!
(Buy my book.)
That would be so cool if I could sing and make a video for you, but you’ll just have to settle for verse.
First off… Hello, Tumblr, my old friend… I’m off to speak with you again…
Okay. I’m back. In case you were wondering, I was here.
Where was I?
Oh, yes… I started another blog. Woohoo! Guess the name. C’mon, guess. You’ll never get it. Guess. Give up? No? You want to guess? I’m telling you: you’re not going to get it. Not in a million years. Wanna guess? Nah. You’re never gonna get it. Here it is:
Creative, no?
So, on those rare occasions when this blog is down, you will still be able to find me. I know. I know. You can thank me later. But, now at least you’ll be able to sleep at night.
So, new blog. You know what that means? That means my Internet empire is growing faster than that of my arch-nemesis. Yeah, you remember Jessica, no?
You see, she’s trying to corner the Internet for bare-behind bunnies. (5 entries… Score!)
She also has a store on Etsy where she has Eco Friendly Fashion and Costume Jewelry. (10 entries… Score!)
I think I’m up to 11 entries or something, which will totally be awesome if I win because, well, you’ll see.
Anyway, oh, I think I have to write a poem or something… Okay…
She’s the queen of the bare-butt bunnies.
Who’s the queen?
She likes to cut and paste from the funnies.
That’s so mean!
She’s the queen of the bare-butt bunnies.
This is supposed to be nice.
What happens when they have the runnies?
That would so not be nice.
She’s the queen of the bare-butt bunnies.
This is making no sense.
What happens when you win those monies?
Place your bets on the offense.
It doesn’t make sense, but it sort of rhymes, so I think that totally counts.
At any rate, though I’m pretty sure I could steal the bare-butt bunnies spot right from under her, I’ll let her have that one. Besides, I’m #1 for a lot of unmentionable and downright disturbing searches I won’t mention here.
So, did I tell you my first post on my new blog was about focus? Ironic, huh?
Yup! I went the free route with debohobo after it crashed and that was a disaster. Free Wordpress bites well at least for me it does. I changed my other website into a blog and have been happy ever sense. I am now at http://www.freemanlegacyllc.com
I see you lurking about there, you stop and say “Heller”
The problem with free WordPress is that you cannot use it for commercial use. Also, I don’t think you can install your own plugins and stuff. Other than that, it’s just like regular WordPress.
I wondered why you hadn’t posted on your “regular” blog. I thought this other site was your super secret site we weren’t supposed to know about.
Since I will NEVER be smart or focused (!) enough to ever start another blog, this title’s all yours.
Congratulations! I don’t know how you do it.
Well, I just wrote my umpteenth post on focus, so there’s plenty of help out there for you.
I don’t know how I do it either. Sometimes I don’t manage it at all. Heck, a lot of the times I don’t manage it well at all. Just look at some of the posts around here. Oh, and I need to stop using “Heck!” so often. I need to come up with something else.
And, oh yeah, I just finished my first post on another new blog. Yeehaw!