Banana is Scared (Photos!)
That’s bananas!
Yeah, I don’t get it either.
Apparently, the banana phaser photo below ranks on page 3 of Google Images in a search for “banana is scared photos.”
Okay, wait… There’s something in in the way so it won’t fit…
Hold please…
Banana phaser…
Banana is scared photo?
Okay, here we are…

It is #1 in a search for banana phaser photos, but no one searches for that.
Still, I’m not sure I see the connection between “banana is scared” and “banana phaser.” In fact, the only place “scared” is even mentioned is in JD’s comment.
You would think that, if a banana is a phaser, it wouldn’t be scared of anything. After all, it’s armed!
Then again, it could be afraid of being set into overload…



I don’t know why anyone would be searching for “banana is scared” in the first place UNLESS the banana phaser is attacking the regular banana. You know the banana phaser is a mutant, right? And it’s probably terrorizing all the non-mutant bananas. That’s my explanation, and I’m sticking to it.
Well, I for one AM scared of that phaser banana
Does it have a kiwi holster? (( that would be cool ))