Here’s another exciting* episode of how people found my blog. Weird ways, typically. This is how they found me in December.

Bear in mind that December is the holiday season, so you might think people would have things on their mind other than porn, but apparently not.

This time, I’m not going to link all these, because I don’t feel like it. Okay?

The weirdest? Yblagulous, banana is scared photos, card game bananaphaser, what does baiting mean on meez, buttbunnies.com, how to make blog url into dot com, hollydale mental hospital picture, ju57 plane, what do morons believe, how to act creepy, blue banana, people with tail, scared banana picture and a time to believe act new year.

Some people were thinking of Christmas. These folks searched for: windy christmas, a windy christmas, regifting christmas, christmas blog meme, christmas fruit cakes for gift giving, christmas regirfting and a windy christmas meaning.

The recession hit some people really hard this year. Some of them went looking for: christmas i.o.u. form, christmas iou form, iou christmas form and iou cancelled cancel to give christmas present.

Some people were looking for pictures of men and–gasp!–boys: kids in underwear pictures, free burt ward naked pics, nude men aprons, men in their underwear#ii=68 (what???), nude men under apron, man atractive, and weird men underwear photo.

And, it’s probably not hard to guess that most people were after pictures of women, typically naked: naked women, naked women in aprons, naked woman, hot naked women, would you be naked when wearing an apron, hot chicks photo, game of naked apron, tail woman, nude women, ways to make money with women, naked women wearing apron, tiger woman, woman baking in the nude, megan fox inurl blogs.com, nude strange women tails, looking for hot chicks, nakey women, little women nude pic, naked women apron, hot chicks blog, female swimsuit models, women with tails pics, hot traffic chick, naked apron photos, tila tequila not wearing underwear, naked women with tails, pictures or movies of pretty women in apron, woman baking naked, nake women picture and nude teenagers (which admittedly could go either way).

And, you can pretty much not find most of those things on my blog. So, I guess most of my readers leave disappointed.

There’s an SEO lesson in all of this. But, I’ll leave that to the reader to analyze. I have a headache. Well, not really, but I would if I analyze this.

*Probably not, but it fills a post.

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