I just got this eMail from a company that knows about my timeshare and can rent it out for me. Or sell it. They’ll do all the work, and I just collect the cash.

Sounds like a plan to me!

I think I’ll go with the renting option so that I can get a steady income. If I sell it, that’s just a one-time deal, you know? Plus, real estate is low these days, so best to hang on to it until it goes up in value.

You might think there’s a small flaw in my plan in that I don’t actually own a timeshare. But, this company says they know about it, so I’m thinking I must own a timeshare I don’t even know about. Cha-ching!

Do you know how many timeshares I don’t own? I bet there are a lot. And that means there are probably a lot that I don’t know I don’t own, which means I can make a ton of money renting them out, because if I don’t know I own a timeshare, then there is someone out there that doesn’t know they don’t own a timeshare and, if there’s one person that doesn’t know they don’t own a timeshare, there are probably many others that don’t know they don’t own a timeshare, which means that I might own a good number of timeshares I didn’t know I owned.

This company wouldn’t lie to me, right?

I’m going to be rich!

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