Music Monday Sans Music
Apparently, it’s Music Monday. Good thing Speedy had a post today, otherwise I’d have to post pictures of lightning or something.
But, instead, I know that it’s Music Monday, so I can do a Music Monday post.
Just without any music.
Hum along, if you know the tune. And, if you don’t, just make something up. Your co-workers will never know.
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3…
A 1, 2, 3, 4…
My fame is fleeting.
I lived on the balcony.
Yes, I think you’ve seen my red door.
My nose is bleeding.
I fell from the balcony.
Yes, I think you pushed me too far.
Someday, somebody’s gonna come around and make you pay.
Until then, you’ve just got to let me go.
Oh, no, don’t let go.
I’m still dangling from the balcony.
Yes, I said I fell.
But, I was just giving you a scare.
Now would you please help me up?
Wait. Where are you going now?
Have you not seen my slipping hands?
Oh, I know you’re not slamming the door.
On this wet and rainy night.
I’m still hanging on the balcony.
None of this makes sense to me.
Oh, whoa… Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.
Whoa.
Woo.
Whoa!
Woo!
Whoa–Woo–Whoa–Woo–Whoa–Woo.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
My fame is fleeting.
I lived on the balcony.
Yes, I think you’ve seen my red door.



is that a REAL song?
Parts of it are a parody of an actual song. Other parts are parody of another song. And other parts I completely made up, though you can hum to it.
You really should be more careful. Whoa–Woo–Whoa–Woo–Whoa–WooWoooo-weeeeeeeeeee !!
Watch that loose brick…