Drunken Dancing Monkeys Wearing Shirts that are Orange
As you know, yesterday the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange took the day off.
Unfortunately, they had a little too much fun on their day off.
Silly, silly monkeys.
They got more than a little drunk and disorderly. Yes, the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange got a little, um, wasted.
So, you’ll have to forgive them if their performance is a little off today…
Boy are you in trouble now- drinking monkeys is a illegal in all 50 states, including Ohio…
I like to eat my monkeys whole- but hey if you like to drink them that’s cool. Doesn’t the hair clog up the blender something fierce?
I LOVE the drunken dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange (or, DDMWSTAO, as I shall now refer to them).
sighs with pleasure
This is just what I needed today.
OK, but wait. Something’s disturbing me. The monkey on the right is obviously a girl monkey, because she’s wearing lipstick and a skirt. BUT WHY IS THE BOY MONKEY BOTTOMLESS?
This is what you get for giving your monkeys too much freedom..