Dancing Monkeys Wearing Skirts that are Orange
I know that you just can’t get enough of the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.
Yesterday, however, we had a change of pace as the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange didn’t wear their orange shirts. Instead, they wore orange shorts, so we had dancing monkeys wearing shorts that are orange.
Before that, we had purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are pink for Valentine’s Day.
But, the brown monkeys like the orange. They say it reminds them of bananas.
Yes, I know bananas are yellow. Do you want to argue with a monkey? They start throwing things–filthy things–when they get upset.
So, we’ll just accept that orange reminds them of bananas.
So, sticking with the orange theme, this time the monkeys voted to wear skirts that are orange. Actually, there was one vote for and one against, but somehow the girl monkey’s vote counted for more. Sometimes, democracy isn’t perfect.
Anyway, enjoy yourself some dancing monkeys wearing skirts that are orange.
That’s a law of nature a girls vote always counts for more.
Also, it seems that you spend a lot of time with monkeys. That’s what happened to Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley before their slippery slope to prescription pain killer zombietude.
So Jacko do you pop pills or what? Are you dipping in Granny medicine cabinet stash and making monkey videos?
Do you need an intervention or something- because Speedcat will hold you down while I apply sobering and painful noogies?
It’s up to you Jacko- we can do this friendly or painful style…
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!
… that was funny