As you know, yesterday the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange took the day off.

Unfortunately, they had a little too much fun on their day off.

Silly, silly monkeys.

They got more than a little drunk and disorderly. Yes, the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange got a little, um, wasted.

So, you’ll have to forgive them if their performance is a little off today…

Here are the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange taking the day off:

What? You don’t see them? That’s because they’re taking the day off. That means they wouldn’t pose in front of the camera. Which means all you get to see is white snow.

Well, I think the dancing monkeys deserved a break, don’t you? They’ve been dancing their little orange shirts and blue suits off the past several days, so why not give them a break for a while?

Maybe they’ll be back tomorrow. One never knows around here.

It’s like a zoo around here.

You know, with the dancing monkeys and all.

I know what you’re thinking…

You’re wondering how I could possibly top all the dancing monkeys that were around this past weekend.

First, we had the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange. I know. It’s hard to believe, so let me say it for you again: dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

How could I top that?

Well, next came purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

I know. Right?

Then came the retro purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange. And that was just groovy, with this groovy video featuring the retro purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

And, at that point, you figured it just could not get any better than that.

Think again.

I now present to you purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange and suits that are blue.

Seriously. Awesome, right?

First, you saw the awesomeness of dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange. That’s right: dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

And then there were purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

And just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any better than that, there were purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are pink. On Valentine’s Day! With little hearts! Because they are in monkey love!

What could be better?

Well, how about some retro dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange? I know, totally, totally awesome.

You can hardly contain yourself, can you?

Well, let’s get to the retro dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange already…

Okay, the video I uploaded was 56 seconds long, but YouTube is only showing 4 seconds of monkey dancing awesomeness. So, you’ll have to play it over and over again to fully appreciate it.

Update: Now you get 36 seconds of retro dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange goodness. Right here…

First, I had dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

And that was legen–

Wait for it…

–dary!

I know, right? And, just when you didn’t think it could get any better, I offered up some purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.

And, that was simply awesome.

But, just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any better than that…

Well, I’m sure you realized that those dancing monkeys had eyes for each other and with today being Valentine’s Day, well, you know what that means, right?

Of course! It’s time for purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are pink with hearts on them.

I know. You just don’t have words that can describe the legendary awesomeness of this. So, enough chatter already–let’s see some purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are pink!

Don’t worry. If you want to see more dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange, you’ll just have to stick around…

What could be better than Dancing Monkeys Wearing Shirts that are Orange?

Well, how about some Purple Dancing Monkeys Wearing Shirts that are Orange?

I know what you’re thinking…

I know, right?

I mean, earlier today, you just couldn’t imagine that there could be anything better than dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange, but now you know better. Am I right?

I mean… You’ve got purple. You’ve got orange. You’ve got monkeys. And then there’s dancing.

I don’t know if it can get any better than this!

So, let’s get to the purple dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange already… Here you are!

I know. You could watch that all day, right?

Awesome. Just awesome.

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First, I presented you with plenty of pictures of bananas.

At which point you likely thought I was bananas.

Then, I presented a photo of an orange that looked like a football. Sort of.

Now, I will combine those themes…

What likes bananas?

Monkeys!

What wears orange t-shirts?

Why monkeys, of course! Or, maybe it was the Monkees that wore orange t-shirts. Or maybe not. Anyway, think of monkeys in orange shirts. Cool, eh?

What could make that image even better?

Imagine them dancing!

Yeah, I know. It’s legen–

Wait for it…

–dary!

Okay, so here you go. Here are some dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange!

There you are. Now your weekend is complete. You have officially seen everything on this blog.

Including dancing monkeys.

Wearing shirts.

That are orange.

Awesome.

Like, totally.

That’s the newest meme (I predict)… Leaving a comment on a blog that says something like, “This blog is cool and all, but where’s my Facebook login?” Or you can vary it up a bit.

Why? you ask.

Well, apparently, a number of people login to Facebook by going to Google, searching for “Facebook login” and clicking on the first result.

For a while, the first result was an article on the Facebook login.

So, people ended up at that article rather than at Facebook. Thus, there was no Facebook login. But, the site’s comment system let you login through Facebook, Twitter, OpenID, etc. to leave a comment.

People would sign in to the comment system and not get to Facebook, because, you know, the site isn’t Facebook. It seems some people just assumed Facebook redecorated… again.

The site later added a notice in bold lettering that they are, in fact, not Facebook.

So, now it can be a meme. This blog is great and all, but where’s my Facebook login?

(Found via TrekWeb.)

String Theory: It’s What Did Captain Kirk In. Er, I Guess that was the Nexus. String Theory is Easier to Understand…

Today, I received an interesting question from Speedy: “Does string theory work better on the 10 dimensional model?”

That’s an easy one: Yes, depending upon the circumstances.

If you have a question, send it to: askdcr@dcrblogs.com. That address, of course, may change one day if I start getting a bunch of “Official [insert name of little blue pill]” junk mail.

Looks like we licked global warming. Congratulations everybody!

Guess Al Gore will have to find a new job. Maybe you’ll see him soon…